Long Way Home, No Way Home

[Teen Wolf + Supernatural Crossover] [Slight TVD Crossover]

"Nothing is permeant in this world, not even our troubles -Charlie Chaplin." Sam read out, everyone turned to him as he looked up from his computer. "I hate to admit it but supernatural beings are always permeant."

Stiles gave him an offended look, causing Sam's eyes to widen realizing what he just said.

"Not you, I meant SOME supernatural beings." Sam amended quickly. Stiles gave a little glare before turning away, Sam winced a little.

Dean snorted, "nice save Sammy."

"Shut it Dean."

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"Sarcasm is a treasure, to me, myself, and I."

"Dying isn't painful, it's peaceful, and an excuse to get away from Dean."

"That sick son of a BITCH!"

"What's it called if I think Stiles is kind of cute?"

"...Can I have a guinea pig?"

"Boy, I am the king of hell...why are you laughing?"

"Oh for Chuck's sake, would you stop crying?!"

"Honestly no."

"Jeez, thanks dad."

"...I hate you."

"Dear, I'm a witch!"

"Elena can be...kind of a bitch."