Men kinda Suck
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MatureOngoing5m
Last published Mon, Mar 8, 2021
just a bunch of stories about stupid shit that men have done, either to me or to others. If you want to have your story (anonymously) put in here, PM me! No matter whose story it is, it will be in the first person, sometimes I'll add a little note at the end of the story with a reminder that haas something to do with the story.
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