The Court-Beckoned Strife of Flea Spanner - An Ellipse Umbrella
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Ongoing, First published Nov 06, 2012
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"Clans of The Toilet Lager will be appalled by this pivoting glory of Flea Spanner (a barrister first reproduced in Ellipse) and the sharper snide of the newborn sham-buyer world Flea inhabits."

Dive into the insane, ludicrous, nonsensical world of Flea Spanner - a world parallel to that of Bree Tanner - as she, a barrister, fights her case alongside the other sham-buyers, who grunt for mutant mud in order to stay alive - a lifestyle which will ultimately lead to their deaths.

With thanks to Stephanie Meyer - or Deafgranny Slayer - for giving me a whole new book to rhyme --- I mean, write.
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