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Cat? What a joke...

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Parts 22
Time 4h 59m

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Aizawa Shouta, aka Eraserhead, is a simple man of a few words. He doesn't need much, doesn't want much. Just a piece of quiet, sleep and ton of coffee. But of course, world won't give him that. No... there must be an annoying vigilante, who just doesn't shut up for a minute. At least he has a cat, right? Right... What a nice joke world, what a nice fucking joke...


That picture of Aizawa and cat is not mine. I just coloured that sweet kitty to green (to look like cat Izuku) and put there that title. Original is from: OCEANWARTH@TWITTER ❤ 
There will be some nasty words, so if you don't like it, don't read it.
Please don't poste this story to another website, soon I will put it on AO3...
That's all! Love ya all and enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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