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My life is just "oh fuck" moments

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Being a vigilante is easy for someone like me. Even though what I'm doing is illegal, I'm getting chased by the police, I'm down on funds, my roommate/best friend/the person who makes all of my tech is constantly pissed at me, I'm fighting this "bag bad" who is apparently super dangerous and his goons, I have these heroes after me who happen to be my idols, and I'm powerless, things aren't that bad. Yeah. Easy...



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Tommyinnit is an idiot and sbi is a thing

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Tommy is a vigilante and sbi are heroes but Tubbo and Ranboo are also there and people have powers

(Cover art is mine)



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WikiHow: My husband's a supervillain. by Tubbling_

Tubbo and Ranboo have very different thoughts on whether Michael should go into the life of crime. Not that is parents actions are leaving any good reasons to be a functioning member of society. Phil deserves a pay rise. Techno can't get some villains out of his hair, Wilbur seems certain that's because they were trained by his arch nemesis. Tommy just wants to know why his friends have a tendency for arson. Not that it isn't pog or anything, he's just curious. ================ The villain Bee duo, superhero SBI AU we all deserve. ****All platonic**** I guess I should also give a warning that Schlatt is not a very good parent at all times in this fic. So cw for implied/referenced child ab*se

Untold by A_Strange_0ne

Wilbur was a hero, the second best hero to be exact. And it was his job to protect everyone that resided in his beloved city. Everything was perfect for the hero, he had a lovely father and two brothers, he had his friends, and he even had a boyfriend who he loved more than life itself! Wilbur loved his work to keep his city safe, but there was always someone trying to prevent that. Sometimes it was large villains who killed and killed, other times it was a simple thief. Sometimes, it was a shapeshifting villain who liked scarring others and ruining lives. Sometimes it was a villain who helped unlock hidden powers yet was insane enough to fight in a burning, collapsing building. Because that night, Wilbur fought alongside a way-too-young-and-way-too-familiar vigilante and his family against a famous villain with an ability so powerful it seemed fake. The world was never have been ready for Shift in the first place, Shift was the villain who's identity was so secret no one had a single lead to go attempt to catch them. In a forgotten world full of heroes, villains, and vigilantes, a world that had neither a good or bad ending, or maybe no ending at all. Who knows? Their world could never have been ready for what was about to come. ______________________________ 4/6

Feels like Home || SBI by BumbliestofBees

Tommy Henry was anything but normal. Rude, obnoxious, loud and most importantly; lonely. No one wanted him, and he didn't want them. When Phil Watson catches word of a certain blondes predicament, he takes it upon himself to foster the boy. Tommy's world changes, for the better or for the worst? Well that's up to the Gremlin to decide "Welcome Home Tommy" ------------------------------ // THIS STORY USES TW SUCH AS EATING DISORDERS, PANIC ATTACKS, ABUSE, DRUG AND ALCOHOL ABUSE, VIOLENCE , DEATH AND MENTIONS OF SUICIDE // // If Tommy, Phil, Techno, Will or anyone in this story shows any discomfort to this, I will take it down // Started: 20/02/21 Finished: 28/08/21 Word Count: 57, 737 ------------------ #1 in Ph1lzaminecraft #8 in Sleepyboisinc #12 in Ph1lza #1 in sleepyboysinc #1 in Dreamnotfound #1 in Ranboolive #1 in Jack Manifold #3 in Awesamdude #6 in Ranboo #1 in Sleepybois #10 in Karl Jacobs #9 in SBI #1 in FoolishGamers

Thus Always to Tyrants by Icarus_Ash1

this belongs to orphan_account on ao3 " Well, " Tubbo chews his food. Sitting next to Ranboo at the lunch tables as he thinks "Become your own separate hero. Or, well, maybe uh- shit, Ranboo. Word me." "Another word for hero? Well.. vigilante works. But you could get arrested under that title." Ranboo answers, now thinking as well. But Tommy protests before they can. "That would be fucking sick as hell. " Tommy wants to. God he fucking wants to. He's so tired of being a sitting duck at home all day. so he does. and was amazing till it wasn't. // or, Vigilante au where tommy's family are heroes and he isn't.

Vigilantes are just broke Heroes by Micr0waveovens

Tommy Innit Minecraft, son of one of the top heroes, didn't get to live the childhood he should've had. Now, Tommy is a 17-year-old vigilante who's faked death and ran away to live with his 2 best friends. Life was perfect for a long time... until a dramatic increase in crime brought Tommy's hero family to the city of Logstedshire- where Tommy now lived. !THIS FIC CONTAINS A LOT OF DARK DARK THEMES LIKE SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, MURDER, ABUSIVE FAMILIES, AND MUCH MORE. REALLY BAD CHAPTERS HAVE WARNINGS, BUT NOT ALL OF THEM. DONT READ THIS IF YOUR SENSITIVE TO DARK THEMES! *This fanfiction was inspired by a spiderman movie and all the other countless vigilante Tommyinnit stories I've read.

This City Never Sleeps At Night by IfTheCrownFitsWearIt

This City Never Sleeps At Night - Book 1(?) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Being a vigilante is not for the faint of heart. Tommy knows this better than almost anyone. Not only do you have the law after you, you also have both heroes and villains after your ass. Tommy doesn't know which one he hates more. Oh yeah, and there's other vigilantes, including his two closest friends and roommates: Ranboo and Tubbo. Without them, he'd be lost. Hell, he might still be on the streets. But instead, he lives in a dingy apartment with Ranboo and Tubbo, runs from the SBI every night, and lowers the crime rate by nearly 50%. Poggers. Persephone barely remembers her life before her adoptive parents. All she really remembers is explosions, the smell of blood, and TNT. She doesn't know how she got to Lumeneria. She doesn't remember anyone who was in her life. But she does remember being picked up off the streets by two worried-looking adults with red paint(?) on their clothes. And her life isn't exactly normal. Her parents are fucking VIGILANTES! And she wants to be just like them. But when Dream strikes and two trios of valiant vigilantes meet, new alliances will have to be formed in order to survive. But who's really behind Dream's mask? What secrets does he keep? And why did he suddenly convert to villainy? ----- STARTED: June 30, 2024 ENDED: [DOWNLOAD_IN_PROGRESS] ----- HIGHEST RANKINGS: 22nd in #dsmp as of Dec. 4, 2024 3rd in #benchtrio as of Dec. 18, 2024 (Bruhh y'all are too cool)

BigInnit (a tommy vigilante au) by SpookiGlitch

Tommy is a vigilante known as BigInnit, the powerless hero. What happens when people find out about his powers, and he has to get a job for the heroes. Will the heroes find him out or will the villains take him to their side first. Warning: This story does have swearing and some gore. I hope you enjoy the story and if you see any spelling or grammar errors let me know! Also, if you have any suggestions for this story I will try and incorporate it in here! I did make the cover, sorry it is not the best! Rankings: #2 dsmp 6/20/22 #1 vigilanteau 6/23/22 -6/28/22 #2 sbi 6/28/22 #1 tommyinnit 7/3/22 #1 technoblade 7/3/22 #1 philza 7/3/22 - 7/4/22, 7/10/22

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𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙...𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙴𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎...𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙴𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎... 𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙... The brothers clung to each other in fright as their father desperately tried to get their UFO stabilized. As if the constant beeping of the alarm and 'Warning: Engine Failure' didn't scare the boys enough, they both knew they were going to die. It was sad, really. A 13 and 15 year old positive they weren't going to live another five minutes. "╎ ↸𝙹リ'ℸ ̣ ∴ᔑリリᔑ ↸╎ᒷ, ʖ𝙹𝙹!" The blonde haired boy cried onto his older brothers shoulder. "⍑𝙹ꖎ↸ 𝙹リ, ʖ𝙹||ᓭ!" Their father yelled. Then everything went quiet. There was a ringing in the two boys' ears. Everything was blurry. We're they dead? We're they going to die? Where are they? Why was everything so...numb..? ~~~ SOOOOOO... new story!!! This is an Allium Duo Alien AU if you couldn't already tell. Even though it's Allium Duo, it's mostly Ranboo's POV. Sorry, I can't help it. I love Ranboo! This is NOT A SHIP!!!!!!!! I personally think that Tommy x Ranboo is a strange ship since they're just friends. And if I'm not mistaken, Tommy has asked to not be shipped with anyone. (Idk about Ranboo though) As you can tell by the two sentences in the description, some of this will be written in Enchantment Table language since you know...Aliens and stuff...BUT- I will be translating everything for you so don't worry! ~~~ TW: Cussing Death Crashes Injuries Blood Attempted su!c!ce Torture Angst etc... (TW's will be above chapters) ~~~ Started: September 5th, 2022 Put on hold: September 6th, 2022 (I was making other stories [and mental health was being an ass])

Behavioural Tutor by TheGreatestChip

Tommy was known as the school's 'Bad Boy', the 'Troubled Kid', the 'Problem Child' and in extreme cases, the 'Psycho', all because he was different. No one understands him, until one day when he gets a Behavioural Tutor and a Therapist. He's had them before, but these people seem different. They're willing to listen to him, to learn about him, but in doing so, realise something is off about Tommy. Is he just a cool kid with an attitude, like Techno? Or is there a secret Tommy's tried so hard to hide. One that would explain his behaviour and frequent injuries. One that would make Tommy a victim and not a culprit. So... this got derailed so uhm... it's now a gang book! I have no idea why people like this monstrosity but wooooooo angst! Im not really going to go into too much details with TWs, (I don't want to spoil the plot) so read at your own risk. I'm really sorry! But as for the ones that I know of: SH panic attacks Weapon use Weapon description Death Swearing (Pls tell me if there are more I should include) This is a lot like Flower_Blooms's book called Behaviour so please go and read theirs as well :] Cover by kait kait on twitter. (Yes, I'm English so we put the month after the day) 1 on tommyinnit --> 11/10/21 1 on behaviour --> 8/10/21 1 on tommy --> 14/10/21 2 on tubbo --> 14/10/21 3 on angst --> 17/10/21 50on philzaminecraft -> 3/12/21 69 on sleepyboisinc -> 10/11/21 1 on sbi --> 14/11/21 2 on angst --> 18/11/21 3 on wilbursoot --> 26/11/21 1 on sleepybois --> 27/11/21 200 in fanfiction --> 29/11/21 43 on technoblade --> 3/12/21 4 on ranboo--> 6/12/21 12 on tutor --> 25/12/21 1 on tommy - -> 4/07/22

Slime-Cycle (Humble Beginnings) by shroom_mush_

In a world filled with superhumans, the powerless charlie cycle struggles to keep his life together. It only gets worse when on his way home hes pulled into a choke hold and shot. But instead of dying, his life was saved by the sentient living slime who holds a few.... secrets. When charlie finds out about said gooper, The slime gives the excuse that, they cant leave Charlie's body yet, since, he still isnt fully healed from the bullet wound. Being to tired to argue, he puts up with the slime for the next few months. In which time, the slime was able to convince him to go out for one night as a vigilante, just to try it :) unfortunately, that one night led to a run in with the most dangerous villains in the city, the syndicate. Causing him to get roped into the syndicates plan to take over the government. Although things only get worse when he finds out the syndicates number one target, is his childhood best friend jschlatt, who charlie lost contact with once he got into the presidency. Things only get worse and worse over time as he gets more and more involved with this anarchist scheme. Chaos ensues Along with....other, plots of revenge. (TW) -Death- -Blood- -extreme gore/mutilation- (very little) -suicide- (very little) -derealization- -dissociation- -murder- -alcohol- -manipulation- WORD COUNT: 203,836 Sunny Anderson school is credit to @memoryboy. including many aspects of this story that have been influenced and sometimes even copied from certian fics (though I try my best to make it original), such as Tommyinnits clinic for supervillians, Tommy's ultra important Keychain, and possibly a couple others that I can't remember. All these details have been improvised to fit the plot, and or, are relatively small such as; character names, character interactions, character aspects such as powers, some concepts for fights/battles that characters may get into. . . . #1 slimecicle jan. 18 2023 #9 superhero Aug. 28 2023 #1 slimecicle jul. 31 2024

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WikiHow: My husband's a supervillain.

Tubbo and Ranboo have very different thoughts on whether Michael should go into the life of crime. Not that is parents actions are leaving any good reasons to be a functioning member of society. Phil deserves a pay rise. Techno can't get some villains out of his hair, Wilbur seems certain that's because they were trained by his arch nemesis. Tommy just wants to know why his friends have a tendency for arson. Not that it isn't pog or anything, he's just curious. ================ The villain Bee duo, superhero SBI AU we all deserve. All platonic I guess I should also give a warning that Schlatt is not a very good parent at all times in this fic. So cw for implied/referenced child ab*se