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ATTENTION: all of these jokes in here are NOT mine. I don't know who they belong to but all I am saying is that these are not mine! THERE ARE NO BLONDE JOKES!! BLONDE JOKES ARE NOT AVAILABLE HERE. I'm a brunette yet I hate blonde jokes. Enjoy! I am gathering the funniest I could fine. Hopefully you will laugh because I love people when they laugh so yeah! Have a nice laugh and if you guys have any ideas for the joke book then comment or go into my message board and I'll dedicate that chapter to you!
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Me: seriously Harold Harold: what! Me: a group chat with the rest of the boys Harold: but they want to talk to my future wife _________________________________ me: why did you add me in the group chat me: texting you alone was enough unknown number: when you said she was fiesty you got that right harold harry: i know me: excuse me but who are you unknown number: louis me: as in tomlinson? harry: i thought you would know all of us by now me: i do know.......im just making sure {book 2}
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