Darkness can also find love

As Crystal walks towards game stop she spots something out of the corner of her eye. She doesn't give it much thought and keeps walking. She finally arrived at GameStop and looks at the used games. She immediately sets her eyes on a Legend of Zelda games and asks the cashier "how much for this game?" He turns and sees Crystal and starts eyeing her up and down. "For you, free okay?" he says happily and hands her the game. "Oh thank you" she replies and starts walking out the door. "Come back anytime beautiful." She blushes slightly and walks put the door excited to play her new game.