So this is the best FUG can come up with. "You're lucky you have a cute face. What's your name?" "...Vi- Bam. You can call me Bam." Bam is assigned to be the bodyguard of an arrogant young master - a gorgeous bluenette that smirks in just the right way to get Bam's back up. Yeah... Bam really wants to wipe that smirk off his face.