Gardening For The Insane Made Easy
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A man who just wants to tend to his garden gets mixed up in absurd scenarios that only a madman would come up with. That was a lie. He also wants to kill homeless people for his own enjoyment. And rape children. And burn down churches. And summon Satan. And rape the Virgin Mary in front of her own son. And force a young writer to document his exploits.
But really, he just wants to take care of his garden.
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