Whitty has a Gunpowder Problem ( CRACK FIC )
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MatureComplete Fri, Mar 12, 2021<5 mins
You walk in on Whitty as he's snorting gunpowder up his nose. you didn't even know he had a nose. ( CRACK FIC )
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