Welcome one and all to Hogwarts: where child endangerment is not only present, but in some cases actively encouraged. First year Slytherin Harry Potter has a nose for trouble like no other, and his discovery of the world of magic hasn't helped. Despite everything inanimate speaking its mind and that being normal (!) in the wizarding world, Harry's been hearing a few too many voices lately. On top of that, Harry and his motley crew of first years must band together to solve the case of a girl's disappearance, and everything seems to tie into that strange wall. Mystery is afoot, and the adults are bamboozled. And there's more to Headmaster Dumbledore than what seems... wait, what's this about You-Know-Who?