Dirty Paws (Klance) COMPLETED
3:01AM
Pigeon: hey
Wantsdeath666: why are you up?
Pigeon: coz
Wantsdeath666: ugh, whatever.
Pigeon: why r u up?
Wantsdeath666: Because Lance snores like hell
Pigeon: lmao. Send vid?
Wantsdeath666: Yes sure. Hold on.
Wantsdeath666: *Video JPD*
Pigeon: oh my god! Lmao I'm saving this and using it for blackmail later
Wantsdeath666: Black mail?
Pigeon: duh. I need some coffee
FoodMaster: what s going on?
Wantsdeath666: oh hey Hunk. We're talking about getting coffee
FoodMaster: with a video of him sleeping? You did that ages ago, Pidge.
Wantsdeath666: wait really?
Pigeon: I'm vv sorry I like being able to have coffee and he's my ticket to bean town
FoodMaster: ok whatever. Why are you guys up? Well, Pidge. Why are you up?
Pigeon: coz
LanceyLance: the bi has arrived
Wantsdeath666: ah shit
LanceyLance: not happy to talk to me?
Pigeon: that's my cue to leave
Pigeon: have fun sexting or whatever you do these days
LanceyLance: wtf
{Based on a beautiful video by Karina Farek "Dirty paws". Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy!!}
{Warning: mentions of abuse and rape. Read with caution.}
{Mentions of self harm.}
{Um, lots of memes that are probably dead by the time you're reading this}
{Quality angst}
{Humour!}
{No spoilers for any seasons.}
{Under heavy editing.}
{Sequel is up! 'Help'}
|Edit: 7/1/18 15K?? Woah!!|
|Edit: 20/1/18 17K?? What the fek|
|Edit: 29/1/18 18K WHAT ARE-|
