Michael G Scott wants to KILL Dwight K Schrute!
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Last published Mon, Mar 15, 2021
This short little story is a quick and easy read about a funny "The Office" situation where Dwight K Schrute annoys the CRAP out of Michael G Scott! Lovers of whacky humor are sure to love this one!
WARNING: Contains 2 words used in the context of swearing, namely: Retarded and autistic for comedic purposes. If you are offended by this please do not continue.
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