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Last published Mon, Aug 23, 2021
welcome to random ass things by your favorite shit author, cheese
this is mainly crackfics that are like 500 words long
enjoy, the like three people who see this and read it
p.s. can someone tell me what the fuck chicklit is? it's the genre this is, supposedly
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