I'm too expensive
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  • Reads 148,946
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  • Parts 43
  • Time 2h 26m
bilsbluectrl
Complete, First published Mar 15, 2021
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Billie eilish is a well know sugar mama. She lives in a mansion full of girls she's picked up off of the streets of la and everyone that walks in, leaves with nothing. She soon falls in love with one that wanted nothing but money. Being forced out of her will to be there, Billie somehow chose the one she could possibly end up being with forever. How will this end?

(Book inspired by "Bury a friend")
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inspired by andré aciman's novel and luca guadagnino's film. julia has a summer house up north. not too far up since she lives in a luxurious chicago townhouse. beside her lake house resides a cottage along the same property, divided by trees as a fence hiding the two from sight. the cottage is used as an airbnb year-round, constantly bringing in new kinds of people. the only way to see who's next door is walking along the dock, hoping that the neighbor is on their dock the same time as you. when curiously walking along the dock for what seems to be the 100th time that humid july evening, she finally caught a glimpse of her temporary neighbor. the visitor had deep brown hair, turning more golden in the setting sunlight. when the "mystery" girl turns to look towards julia's lake house dock, shock courses through the girl's veins. the girl renting her cottage is none other than billie eilish. *~READ IN DARK MODE!!!~* do not read if you're uncomfortable with age gaps :) hope you all enjoy! xo 🫢
FALSE GOD. α―“ ᑣ𐭩 Billie eilish by luvleyhayley
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"𝑫𝒖𝒅𝒆 𝑰 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 π’˜π’‚π’π’• 𝒕𝒐 𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅 π’šπ’π’– 𝒔𝒐 𝒃𝒂𝒅" she looks at Billie amused "𝒃𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒐𝒇 π’šπ’π’– 𝒕𝒐 π’‚π’”π’”π’–π’Žπ’† π’šπ’π’– 𝒄𝒂𝒏?" Billie eilish x fem!oc ౨ৎ | What happens when Billie eilish falls head over heels for an upcoming singer with a dark past she shouldn't love. Is the run away gonna open her heart to the celebrity? Can Billie save her? Or more so, help her? πŸ₯‰#mommy issues 9/18 πŸ₯‡#wwafawdwg 10/9 πŸ₯‡#fyp 11/11 πŸ₯ˆ#hitmehardandsoft 11/8 πŸ₯‡#hitmehardandsoft 2/22 25'
My Fake Girlfriend| billie eilish by iatebilliesavocadoes
22 parts Complete Mature
~complete~ "I want to stop whatever this is! because I'm already falling for you!" A teen pop sensation billie eilish just had a break up, her team searches for a perfect person to pretend to be in a relationship with billie and thought that making billie date a girl would spark more attention to media. Until, they found athena, a typical college student. The two go on with their pretending. But what happens if their fake romance sparks one's feelings? TW: alcohol, anxiety, PTSD.
Brighter Stars // Billie Eilish gxg by iIomiIo
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Carmen and Billie meet in unfortunate circumstances, but Billie is determined to make Carmen fall for her. When Carmen is kidnapped, everything changes. Currently editing! TW: - DRUGS/ALCOHOL - R*PE/SEXUAL ASSAULT - LANGUAGE - ABUSE MOST IMPRESSIVE RANKINGS: #1 IN BLOHSH #1 IN BILLEEILISH #1 IN BILLIEEILISHFANFIC #2 IN COLLEGEFANFIC #4 IN LESBIANFANFIC
π’˜π’‰π’‚π’• π’šπ’π’– 𝒄𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 | 𝑩.𝑬 by bils_lil_ilomilo
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-𝒐𝒉 𝒏𝒐, 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 π’π’π’π’Œ π’Šπ’ π’•π’‰π’†π’Šπ’“ π’†π’šπ’†π’”, 𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 π’‰π’π’˜ π’•π’‰π’†π’š π’ˆπ’†π’• π’šπ’π’–. π’Œπ’Šπ’”π’” π’šπ’π’– 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 π’‡π’π’“π’ˆπ’†π’• π’šπ’π’–- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "We're sending you to boarding school. In America." When Lynx's girlfriend dies, her parents are left with other choice but to send her to boarding school to straighten out her grades. They want her to get over Chelssy's death. Maybe meet someone new. And oh boy, does that happen. Billie. Billie Eilish. The girl notorious for breaking people's hearts without so much as batting an eyelid. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 𝒂𝒏 π’†π’π’Šπ’Žπ’Šπ’†π’” 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 π’ƒπ’Šπ’π’π’Šπ’† π’†π’Šπ’π’Šπ’”π’‰ π’‡π’‚π’π’‡π’Šπ’„π’•π’Šπ’π’- π’‚π’„π’‰π’Šπ’†π’—π’†π’… π’π’–π’Žπ’ƒπ’†π’“ 1 π’Šπ’ #π’ƒπ’Šπ’π’π’Šπ’†π’†π’Šπ’π’Šπ’”π’‰ π’‚π’„π’‰π’Šπ’†π’—π’†π’… π’π’–π’Žπ’ƒπ’†π’“ 1 π’Šπ’ #π’ƒπ’Šπ’π’π’Šπ’†
ANGEL // B.E by billieachess
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"a whole ass angel," i declared. "the world does not deserve you, billie eilish." she giggled. "you don't think so?" i turned so that i was laying on my back now. i made grabby hands for her, then pulled her so that she was laying on top of me. i cupped her cheeks softly after she propped herself up a bit. "i know so. you're too good for this world; too pure." i murmured as i softly rubbed my thumb against her cheekbone. "yeah?" "yeah," i confirmed with a nod. "i'm so deadass right now. you are- you're an angel in my eyes." ============================== billie eilish gets bored of the same old 'perfect' life in heaven. she always watches the people on earth. she was envy of them. so one day, she leaves heaven to go see what earth is really like. ============================== lowercase intended ============================== disclaimer: this story is not meant to offend anybody of any religion. it's just for fun. ============================== started: 5/25/2021 ended: 6/21/2021 ============================== achieved: πŸ… #5 in #billieeilish 5/30/2021
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FALSE GOD. α―“ ᑣ𐭩 Billie eilish cover
My Fake Girlfriend| billie eilish cover
Brighter Stars // Billie Eilish gxg cover
π’˜π’‰π’‚π’• π’šπ’π’– 𝒄𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 | 𝑩.𝑬 cover
ANGEL // B.E cover
Still In The Dark | BILLIE EILISH cover
A million miles [Billie Eilish] cover
Out Of My League cover
My B- Billie Eilish cover

𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 πŒπ„ 𝐁𝐘 π˜πŽπ”π‘ ππ€πŒπ„ - 𝐁.𝐄

49 parts Complete Mature

inspired by andré aciman's novel and luca guadagnino's film. julia has a summer house up north. not too far up since she lives in a luxurious chicago townhouse. beside her lake house resides a cottage along the same property, divided by trees as a fence hiding the two from sight. the cottage is used as an airbnb year-round, constantly bringing in new kinds of people. the only way to see who's next door is walking along the dock, hoping that the neighbor is on their dock the same time as you. when curiously walking along the dock for what seems to be the 100th time that humid july evening, she finally caught a glimpse of her temporary neighbor. the visitor had deep brown hair, turning more golden in the setting sunlight. when the "mystery" girl turns to look towards julia's lake house dock, shock courses through the girl's veins. the girl renting her cottage is none other than billie eilish. *~READ IN DARK MODE!!!~* do not read if you're uncomfortable with age gaps :) hope you all enjoy! xo 🫢

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