The Laziest Vampire
Kathythenerd
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Kathythenerd
Ongoing, First published Mar 15, 2021
Mature
humorparodyrandomvampire
Kat has been bitten by a stray vampire cat and now she has to live her never ending life alone to avoid suspicion and after 300 years of trying to find a cure she just decided to move to a new town for the 50th time, and shut herself away at home to binge every movie known to mankind. 

Unfortunately for her, the friendly neighborhood vampires scout Kat to join a war against the vampire hunters. Fortunately for her, she can just not invite them into her house and tell them all to fuck off. 

Join Kat as she unintentionally gets involved in a war and tries her hardest not to end up like one of those sparkly pricks from the twilight saga. After all, she just wants to finish "One Piece" in peace.
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