Plane-walkers Guidebook
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Last published Fri, May 21, 2021
Stop!! Before you tap that little arrow and venture back into a sea of fantasies out there, hear me out.
This book has a she-demon who kill a god for Tinder, a race of blood suckers with toes fetish, and a feline necromancer on steroid.
Curious? I'll admit, it's a bit of a click bait, but hear me out. Those are not Lies! Yes! All of them and so many mythical creatures native to Viet Nam will be covered in this book for free, in a humorous way. Oh. And there're home made memes. A lot, actually.
This is a companion book of the Half-Alive Series. It is set five years after the events of book 1: Eyes and is written by Dien Muc, a character in the series, but can also be read as a standalone.
So check it out, just chapter 1 is fine. If it hasn't grab your attention by then, I'll rest my case.
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