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If you weren't so drunk (Edoardo Incanti x Reader)

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Reads 110
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Parts 1
Time 16m

Your friends leave you getting drunk by yourself at a party. Edoardo finds you and takes care of you.

Prompts:
"How much did you drink?"
"Aw, you're so cute."
"What did you do?"
"Yeah, well, if you weren't so drunk maybe I would."
"That's not fair."
"You promised me a cookie!"
"Did I ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are?"
"Stay here tonight."
"You're fun to touch."
"How do you get your skin to be so soft?"All Rights Reserved

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