A Walking Oven (Jesus x Satan)
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Last published Tue, Mar 16, 2021
i wrote this a few months back at 2am because i was bored. its completely satire so dont take this too seriously-
I used to be a gacha kid so the idea of jesus x satan with the weird cliche of falling and kissing and boom love seemed cool to do so here we are
originally i was just gonna keep this in my docs but hey why not post it-
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