Pico X Mom (fnf shitpost)
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  • Reads 273
  • Votes 13
  • Parts 7
  • Time <5 mins
Ongoing, First published Mar 16, 2021
Pmm, suh-ah-say-ee, pmm pmm, tha-uh-nos-tha-uh, pmm, tha-ee, pmm, nos, pmm, suh p, pmm pmm, suh-ah-say-ee, pmm pmm, tha-uh-nos-tha-uh, pmm, tha-ee, pmm, nos, pmm, suh p. Y'all gone make me act a fool, up in here, up in here, y'all gone make me lose my cool, up in here, up in here. Y'all gone make me bust a smack, up in here, up in here, y'all gone make my fingers snap, up in here, up in here. Why should i battle a crusty old man when he can't even defeat a little weak peter pan? You're lucky this is only a beatbox battle, cuz in a real battle i would make you feel rattled. Look at him, he's only got one planet, i got the whole galaxy under my dependence, you're gonna pay when you bleed and die, yes, you realize destiny arrives. Y'all gone make me huh-a-pah-puh-a-tss huhbit-tt-put-a-put-tuh-tuh-pttt-tt-pttt-put-teh-tuh-aye Y'all gone make me huh-a-pah-puh-a-tss huhbit-tt-put-a-put-tuh-tuh-pttt-tt-pttt-put-teh-tuh Y'all gone make me huh-a-pah-puh-a-tss huhbit-tt-put-a-put-tuh-tuh-pttt-tt -pttt-put-teh-tuh Yall gone make me huh-a-pah-puh-a-tss huhbit-tt-put-a-put-tuh-tuh-pttt-tt-pttt-put-teh-tuh. Pmm, suh-ah-say-ee, pmm pmm, tha-uh-nos-tha-uh, pmm, tha-ee, pmm, nos, pmm, suh p, pmm pmm, suh-ah-say-ee, pmm pmm, tha-uh-nos-tha-uh, pmm let me show you how to scratch it, teh-put-tehteh, pmm, suh-uh-puh-uh-tmm-peh-eh-tuh-pah-uh-pp-eh-tuh-uh-pmm, suh-uh-pp-sih-tuh-pthth-uh-pthth-pp-teh-tuh-uh, pmm, suh-uh-puh-uh-tmm-peh-eh-tuh-pah-uh-pp-eh-tuh-uh-pmm, By the way, destiny still arrives, beewww.
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Modern themed story; not on the theme of VOLTRON. Only using the characters. I do not own VOLTRON, nor do I own the characters in this story. Thankyou. ______________________________________ ⟨? ⊰ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ ⊱?⟩ She was left broken-hearted, her Ex, Shiro had left her. Not only just left her.. but cheated on her too. After a few months loneliness became a norm for young (Y/N). She had the same stuff EVERYDAY, get up early, get ready then go to work to only come back.. rest, eat and then sleep to only wake up to do the exact same thing again. Little did she know that across the road from her, where there had been a house for sale for some time, a young light violet skinned man moves in to. He helps the distressed young women, want to know what happens next? Give it a read. ? ______________________________________ This story uses she/her/they. It is mainly directed towards female readers. Sorry if you are male and wanted to read this, either change the words if you give it a read or not read it... please not take offence I will create one for the male reader if it's requested. (Y/N) = your name. (L/N) = last name. (E/C) = eye colour. (H/C) = hair colour. (H/L) = hair length. (S/C) =skin colour. If there are any more you want added or I add to the story I will let you know! ? Thankyou for taking interest in my story. Little thing I do, (random of me I know) but if you like music thought reading story's so if you slide the photo aside on the chapters there will be music ? request music in the comments and I'll add it for you guys. ⚠️- just saying this story may contain smut/fluff-⚠️