Why No Answer? *ᴬˡᵉˣ ᵀᵘʳⁿᵉʳ*
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  • Reads 15,637
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  • Parts 8
  • Time 1h 27m
Complete, First published Mar 17, 2021
It's New Years when Alex turns up drunk and high on your doorstep, and you find looking after him is a chore. But he's a shameless flirt, and trying to ignore the words spilling from his mouth becomes increasingly difficult. 

Plus, the prospect of going from just friends to something more isn't as easy as it sounds, as there's a complication waiting in the wings...

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An Alex Turner Short Story

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