Humans Are Strange...
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Last published Mon, Jul 26, 2021
Based off of a ton of Tumbir posts and fanfics about "Humans are space orcs" and "Earth is space australlia". Set in the voltron universe, Allura, Coran, the Galrans all see that they really did underestimate humans- they can be utterly terrifying at times.
*Ok, Lance is the foucus of some (read: a ton) of chapters, since I love him.
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