What the hell is that coming over the hill?! OH MY GOSH-IT'S AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE! Welcome to the Alternative Universe y'all. Since y'all like ships that I don't do, I decided to create an alternative universe for all of you Soarindash, Wavefire, Firefly, both Fleetfires, -stuff like that-fans that I don't do. So here's you're lucky day! Or if you just like to see someone paired with someone else, yeah.
Y'all can dare or tell the Wonderbolts in this one too, but my main dare or ask is Ask, Tell, Or Dare The Wonderbolts, just saying. Most of this will be a bunch of random stuff. Some of these chapters will be skits and some will be actual read the page stories. I hope you enjoy this random book I've put together! :D
Rated "M" for some swearing and sex stuff. 👀
"Wait!" Dipper shouted. Bill's eye color turned normal but his stare was murderous and he loosened his hold.
Bill put a free hand to the side of his eye as if it were an ear and said, "Sorry, what was that, Pine Tree? You said something?"
Dipper froze up. He looked to his uncles, who had faces of fear and Ford had his hand wrapped tightly around Stan's arm. Dipper couldn't bear to look at him. He saw his sister, her eyes so wide. Her lower lip trembled. He saw tears in her eyes.
"Speak up, kid," Bill made his voice boom.
Finally, Dipper forced the words out his throat, "I want to make a deal with you."