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Alv's Bakery

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Reads 115
Votes 18
Parts 2
Time <5 mins

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This is a humorous story about a man named Alvaro who owns a bakery in Spain . It's only one part. It's written for fun. Please don't take anything seriously. Peace✌️All Rights Reserved

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