Dream SMP but it's Australian
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Complete Wed, Jun 10, 202632m
Dream the Karen's wig will slip and there will be some violence involving butter knives and scooters. Ranboo will be American one second and Aussie the next. At some point Phil channels the power of Santa Claus. The emu's have independence and rights. Read to find out how and why.
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Basically a self indulgent book where I rewrite the plot of the Dream SMP so it's Australian and just completely cracked. Split into short stories.
(I am Aussie btw)
There will be a lot of swearing.
edit: republished 2026 due to previously being removed by accident? or smtg dunno
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