Funny Gabriel iglesias moment
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Gabriel's POV.
If you guys are gonna drink just be careful cause some of you guys you know some of you can handle it and some of you can't, I got kicked out of a bar on St. Patricks day I was performing at the bar! How do I get thrown out right you know I'm having fun people are giving me free drinks, girly voice " here have another drink " and I'm just like " wooooooo " I started pissing of the management and the owner of this Irish place that I was at alright and the bartenders like " Hey buddy, relax! Are you ok?! You havin a good time?!" I was so drunk I did this, in an Irish accent " I'm havin a great time! " people around me " oh my god are you Irish?!" I was like " EYE! ". Like part of Ireland are you from " uh downtown! ". Are you here by yourself? In an Irish accent " oh no I'm not here by myself, DONKEY!" Now if your not laughin you need to get out more often cause that's a funny joke! That's hysterical, ask a 10 year they'll tell you, in a kid voice " that's funny!"
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