Funny Gabriel iglesias moment
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SKULL_FIRE
Ongoing, First published Nov 09, 2014
Gabriel's POV.

If you guys are gonna drink just be careful cause some of you guys you know some of you can handle it and some of you can't, I got kicked out of a bar on St. Patricks day I was performing at the bar! How do I get thrown out right you know I'm having fun people are giving me free drinks, girly voice " here have another drink " and I'm just like " wooooooo " I started pissing of the management and the owner of this Irish place that I was at alright and the bartenders like " Hey buddy, relax! Are you ok?! You havin a good time?!" I was so drunk I did this, in an Irish accent " I'm havin a great time! " people around me " oh my god are you Irish?!" I was like " EYE! ". Like part of Ireland are you from " uh downtown! ". Are you here by yourself? In an Irish accent " oh no I'm not here by myself, DONKEY!" Now if your not laughin you need to get out more often cause that's a funny joke! That's hysterical, ask a 10 year they'll tell you, in a kid voice " that's funny!"
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37 parts Ongoing Mature

Kay : Hey Newwiee Let's go.Class will be start in 5 minuits. New : ohho kay It's ok na I always bunked classes what's new huh? kay : I know but today a new professor is coming. I heard that he is so rude and angry all time plz bro let's go with me. New : I don't afraid anyone ok even every professor are afraid of me. kay : Let's go. I don't want to hear anything and you are flirting wth girls what's so important ! (pov : Then kay hold new and get into the class) New : Let's see how angry and rude is your professor. kay : yes ( he rolled his eyes on new) pov : After 5 minuits Professor come in the class and everyone stand up. Students : Good morning Professor. (pov : but newwiee is trying to talk with girls he didn't see that professor is staring at him) kay : Ai New professor is looking at you. New : So what ? (kay in his mind : Oh my god. Maybe today new will die) Professor Tawan : stand up you (looking at new) New : Yes? Are you calling me? Professor : Yes. Is anyone mannerless like you in here? New stand up and said : hey you. How dare you to calling me mannerless? You know Who I am? Professor Tawan: I Don't know. (pov : everyone start to laugh) Professor Tawan : Shut up everybody. And you go outside right now. New : Who are you to say that to me? Professor Tawan : I am your professor. Now get lost. Goo. (New in his mind : This fucking Professor. I will see you. You don't know me)

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