Funny Gabriel iglesias moment
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Ongoing, First published Nov 09, 2014
Gabriel's POV.

If you guys are gonna drink just be careful cause some of you guys you know some of you can handle it and some of you can't, I got kicked out of a bar on St. Patricks day I was performing at the bar! How do I get thrown out right you know I'm having fun people are giving me free drinks, girly voice " here have another drink " and I'm just like " wooooooo " I started pissing of the management and the owner of this Irish place that I was at alright and the bartenders like " Hey buddy, relax! Are you ok?! You havin a good time?!" I was so drunk I did this, in an Irish accent " I'm havin a great time! " people around me " oh my god are you Irish?!" I was like " EYE! ". Like part of Ireland are you from " uh downtown! ". Are you here by yourself? In an Irish accent " oh no I'm not here by myself, DONKEY!" Now if your not laughin you need to get out more often cause that's a funny joke! That's hysterical, ask a 10 year they'll tell you, in a kid voice " that's funny!"
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