Smart Ass Comebacks (Funny Comebacks & Insults)
FatimaTimaWongTong
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  • Reads 711,031
  • Votes 26,133
  • Parts 105
  • Time 23m
FatimaTimaWongTong
Complete, First published Nov 10, 2014
Mature
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Lots of swearing, so read at your own risk.
  
  Majority of these comebacks are pretty rude, but are not meant to offend anyone, so don't read this book if you don't like that. This is just for jokes. And pls don't leave any rude comments, they will just be deleted.
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