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Smart Ass Comebacks (Funny Comebacks & Insults)

FatimaTimaWongTong

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Reads 711,787
Votes 26,138
Parts 105
Time 23m

FatimaTimaWongTong

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Lots of swearing, so read at your own risk.
  
  Majority of these comebacks are pretty rude, but are not meant to offend anyone, so don't read this book if you don't like that. This is just for jokes. And pls don't leave any rude comments, they will just be deleted.All Rights Reserved

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