Azur Lane - The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention!
DearUnclePete
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  • Reads 69,697
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  • Parts 38
  • Time 2h 26m
DearUnclePete
Complete, First published Mar 21, 2021
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Generally, the admiral's fleet isn't known for its adequacy.
For good reason.
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Idea borrowed (totally stolen) from "Please stop eating the hell butterflies" by Mistress Nika.
Playfully testing the limits of what "Rated T" means.
Dark humour is imminent.
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The sequel "The next one who nukes the mainland, gets cleaning duty!" is out now.
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