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Azur Lane - The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention!

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Reads 75,132
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Parts 38
Time 2h 26m

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Generally, the admiral's fleet isn't known for its adequacy.
For good reason.
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Idea borrowed (totally stolen) from "Please stop eating the hell butterflies" by Mistress Nika.
Playfully testing the limits of what "Rated T" means.
Dark humour is imminent.
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The sequel "The next one who nukes the mainland, gets cleaning duty!" is out now.Public Domain

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The New Commander (Azur Lane Fanfiction) by RodryMercury567

Yamatomo Mazuhashi had finished his officers training course at Age 25 and promoted to Admiral at Age 26. At the Age of 26 he had been doing nothing but be an assistance of the fleet Admiral which is his big sister Until the higher ups manage to give him a position that made Yamatomo confused. Be the commander of Azur Lane They didn't put the deeper details on what this "organization" is but surely enough the position commander is already open to him Now he will be commanding a fleet of beautiful shipgirls "Oh, what the hell is this? This is not what I'm trained for." (This story is inspired by a book called "The Empires New Commander" by @Matsukatsu. Basically the first plot is similar to the story but I want to change a little bit. Also this inspiration is just me a little disappointed yet happy because of the ending. This story is just me waisting my vacation I have nothing better to do. My Gate Fanfic will wait)

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The number 13 is often associated with bad luck. Less popular ones are table salt spills, stepping down with the left foot, crossing chopsticks... But what about crossing fleets? Detonation, sinking, water-bulging, capsizing, nose-diving, submarine-ing are the ways a warship can be forgotten into the depths of an ocean... It is the year 2273, the years of naval glory made its much-awaited appearance. Plasmatic converters slowly replaced unsafe nuclear reactors while CIWS were modified to be firing compressed lasers... Task Force Z, the Prime warship fleet that dominated the oceans, had three successive fleets, Task force 0, 1 and 2. The Z fleet was composed of three ships: HMS Reckless (Flagship), HMS Reverie (Deputy_Flagship), USS Cleveland (Defense_Main). It was a fleet no one dared to even spy upon. Nothing, not anything could even get close to it. Nothing, except the Singularity. I am trying my best to improve my writing skills, so feel free to point out some mistakes (grammar or coherence). I will also try to schedule from three to five chapters per month. Azur Lane is a trademark of Yongshi, Yostar Pictures and Manjuu The ships that aren't WWII ships in this story as well as their blueprints and all images in this story are pure fiction-based and my creations, Story and Lore inspired by "Azur Lane: The Animation" (Yostar Pictures) and "Azur Lane: Konvergenz" (Maxiception)

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Son of Bismarck by Dadlovekid

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