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The Joker Family Sitcom

DarkJokerStories

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Parts 41
Time 27h 53m

DarkJokerStories

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*Set in EARTH-24 where DC Supervillains have kids*

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Harley Quinn had children? She was the sociopathic sweetheart of The Joker...

Born on December 8, 1993, Jessica King was a girl growing up in America's crime capital of Gotham City. She was raised by her quirky single mother, Eileen, who enjoyed teaching Psychology at the local high school the teen was set to attend someday. Jessie didn't have a daddy. Her ma told her the man didn't matter. Her parents met at a concert, and he was in prison; the girl could know nothing more, unless he showed up in person himself to tell her.

It wasn't any Love Story. It was Madness.


DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fan fiction. I receive no monetary compensation. Originally Published: December 2018

Note: Explores dark themes.All Rights Reserved

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Gotham's Finest. Ace by CTE_ETC

Ace. She is someone who can only be described as indescribable. Someone who has faced more pain than anyone would ever like to but that doesn't stop her. Growing up in Gotham City has shaped her in some ways but her parents have made her life exceptionally difficult. Some know her as Ace, the wildcard, or crazy as a deck of cards. Others know her as Lucy Quinzel, daughter of the Clown Prince of Crime and Harley Quinn herself. All in Book 1.

Henchman (JOKER X READER) ✅ by HALOMAVERICK

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ᑌᑎᔕTᗴᗩᗪY by Lava98

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Impossible Love by Chickadee333

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Gotham's Finest. Ace cover

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Impossible Love cover

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Gotham's Finest. Ace

Ace. She is someone who can only be described as indescribable. Someone who has faced more pain than anyone would ever like to but that doesn't stop her. Growing up in Gotham City has shaped her in some ways but her parents have made her life exceptionally difficult. Some know her as Ace, the wildcard, or crazy as a deck of cards. Others know her as Lucy Quinzel, daughter of the Clown Prince of Crime and Harley Quinn herself. All in Book 1.