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The Goddess The Cowboy And The dumb Ass Gold

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Reads 183
Votes 23
Parts 13
Time 1h 44m

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This is an original story that me and some friends came up with. 
This is a comedy crack fiction and contains some R 18 shit, read if you want if you don't that's fine too. 
Also there might be stereotypes and racist jokes, I do not wish to offend anyone that is not my intention. 
If you decided to read thanks lol  
This is literally my first time writing a actual story so it might suck IDK. 

Description: So the main protagonist is a goddess who was sent to earth for unknown reasons, but meets mortals who have a certain energy and power unknown to them. She decides to befriend them and the adventure begins. - I'm bad at descriptions sorry haha...-

Ok now have a nice day lovely stranger on this cursed site✨All Rights Reserved

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