Epevar's Cyrodiilic Exploit

Sit down, Relax, and have a cold bottle of mead, while Epevar recounts his time during the Oblivion Crisis in Cyrodiil. Do note that this is a lore based retelling, not a game based retelling. What that means is that while it follows all the events of the game, a lot of it is told in a more realistic manner. Its structured like an amalgamation of text, because I figured it fit well with Epevar's rambling. It does not make things easier for you or me, so don't feel bad if you get lost. I intend to keep this going, though I don't know when exactly. But just stay on the lookout if you are actually interested in this drivel. Also, if you can, read it out to yourself in an Altmer's voice. Keeps it fun.