A better memory

When miss meany butt's magical techno powers start glitching out (oh no, how terrible), she gets the rare privilege of spending some quality time with the most intelligent, most handsome, most charming person in the Outlands- no, the galaxy- no wait, the UNIVE-

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Welcome to the Apex Legends, a bloody spectator sport where glory and passion rules over death itself. Amongst the many legends riding the ring is one wisecracker named Elliot Witt; a holographic trickster with a heart of gold.

The games have put Elliot in the spotlight, and where fame goes, fortune usually follows. Yes, everything's looking up for Mr. Witt- heck, it's all he can do to keep up with the constant fan-mail.

But one day, he gets a letter that's different than the rest.

Somebody's been causing trouble outside the Games, the kind of trouble that could destroy a life. And unfortunately for Elliot, that life is his.