Sam x Geico lizard Martin (smut warning)
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Sam is just a guy trying to make it in life without a partner (and car insurance) but upon seeing Martin the lizard in a Geico commercial he falls in love and reaches out to him online- the two instantly click and begin dating but what happens when Martin falls sick to a horrible illness? Find out here
this was made as a joke for my friends really, nothing too strong behind it
please don't call me out lmao I was bored
also martin is like 6'2" in this so yeah- tall lizard
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