Happy Tree Bullshit
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Last published Tue, Jul 4, 2023
Just a buncha HTF bullshit. Mainly incorrect quotes, vines, etc. That's totally it.
(PS: Made this back in 2021 when my humor was shit so this book is pretty unfunny.)
(Cover Art credz: Retr0scum)
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