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Happy Tree Bullshit

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Reads 27,330
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Parts 27
Time 9m

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Just a buncha HTF bullshit. Mainly incorrect quotes, vines, etc. That's totally it.

(PS: Made this back in 2021 when my humor was shit so this book is pretty unfunny.)

(Cover Art credz: Retr0scum)All Rights Reserved

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