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The Book of Pick-up Lines
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Ongoing, First published Nov 10, 2014
Sometimes, when men become desperate, they resort to all sorts of ridiculous things in order to find someone to make them feel less lonely.  

Or they just want to easily pick up women. 

One popular method that men resort to is what I like to call the Pick-up Line Method.

The intention of these pick-up lines is to either humor the woman that the man is trying to talk to, or to flatter her, while subtly showing off his sense of humor and cleverness. 

There is one problem though. And it's a bit of a major one.

These lines don't usually work. Rather, most men end up in losing more women than getting them. There are some exceptions to this though. Test it out for yourself... would you fall for someone who used these on you? Would you slap the guy across the face.....pour your drink on him.....kick him between the legs....the options are practically endless.
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