The Book of Pick-up Lines
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  • MGA BUMASA 10,208
  • Mga Boto 312
  • Mga Parte 19
  • Oras 12m
Ongoing, Unang na-publish Nov 10, 2014
Sometimes, when men become desperate, they resort to all sorts of ridiculous things in order to find someone to make them feel less lonely.  

Or they just want to easily pick up women. 

One popular method that men resort to is what I like to call the Pick-up Line Method.

The intention of these pick-up lines is to either humor the woman that the man is trying to talk to, or to flatter her, while subtly showing off his sense of humor and cleverness. 

There is one problem though. And it's a bit of a major one.

These lines don't usually work. Rather, most men end up in losing more women than getting them. There are some exceptions to this though. Test it out for yourself... would you fall for someone who used these on you? Would you slap the guy across the face.....pour your drink on him.....kick him between the legs....the options are practically endless.
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No strings attached  ni _Dazed_z
31 Parte Kumpleto Mature
There was a few important rules to follow in the line of work he did. Rule 1- Go there and do your job. Rule 2- Don't waste time. You're on a schedule so don't go a minute under and definitely don't go a minute over. Rule 3- While performing your job, don't call the person by first name. Keep it professional. Rule 4-Don't initiate a kiss or any other act of intimacy. and lastly, there was rule five. Don't get attatched. Simple enough. That rule was put in place so the worker's don't get heartbroken, but what happens when a less than normal client makes an offer that a worker simply can't deny? . . . . No strings attached? That phrase sounded like some type of test drive, or cheap return policy many stores had if an item wasn't to your liking. To be asked if he wanted to enter a relationship like that was a bit unprofessional, but the money he could earn was anything but. With a confused gleam in his eyes, he questioned further. "What do you mean by that?" "I want you to enter a no strings attached relationship with me. I figure this is your only line of work, so I'll still pay you for every encounter we have, but think of it more as a date- "So you want to be fuck buddies?" The elder man chuckled deeply. This guy was too blunt, but admittedly he liked that. "Yes, but it's going to be a little different. I want you to quit your job and only see me. I want to be the only one using you." "I make a lot of money at my job. I can't just quit- "How much do you make?" "Huh?" "How much money do you earn?" "...it depends, but usually it averages out to about three thousand flat." "I'll pay you that every time I call upon you, or however much you see fit. I'll even give you a weekly allowance. So what do you say? Wanna be fuck buddies?" A searing blush made it's way up the worker's face, but despite his embarrassment, he nodded. That one simple gesture sealed his fate. Book 1 of 2 Book 2 "Terms and conditions" is now out and ongoing.
Miss. Fragile And Mr. Powerful ni _Divisss_
56 Mga Parte Kumpleto Mature
#1 in hatelove - 12/08/2022 #1 in business - 25/02/2023 #1 in forcedmarriage - 20/07/2022 #1 in businessman -18/07/2022 #1 in arrogant - 23/07/2022 #1 in contract - 23/07/2022 #1 in rude - 12/08/2022 #1 in generalfiction - 09/03/2023 #1 in deal - 15/05/2024 "This is your check for the first month of five hundred thousand dollars ." She jerked her face to the side as soon as the envelope hit her cheeks. "Wh....wh.... what's this? " She asked stuttering. "This my dear wife, is your payment in advance for being Mrs. Adams. I know that you are a burden on everyone and I am ready to do a charity of giving $500,000 to you every month till the time you are here. I know you don't deserve this , but I had given it in my clause that as you don't work and solely rely on the money of your parents, I will give you $500,000 every month , so that you can spend that on yourself and not try to rob or steal from my mansion." I said I grabbed her chin in my hand and said, "Get this thing , after this night if you dare to break any of the clause from the agreement or try to raise your hand or even point a finger at me, I wouldn't mind cutting off your hand and ruining you completely." Don't let it break you. No matter how hard it gets, Life goes on. This line works exact right to both of their life. Both having their own demons to fight with find it difficult to tackle each other. Join these two souls in their journey of separation or union.
Love over contract ni writer575_
44 Mga Parte Kumpleto Mature
***Completed*** *Mature Content Warning* TW: Car accident, Depression, sexual content His touch made me shiver as I couldn't take my eyes off of his, trailing down at his lips. We were so close again. Closer than anytime before. „I-.",I started to stop anything we both were going to regret. „Shhh. Don't say anything",he said against my lips as our nosetips brushed agains each other. „Have you found your dresses?",he asked as his thumb brushed over my lips making me weak in my knees. I nodded softly looking at his eyes wich were attached to my lips. „I can't wait to see you in them",he whispered against my lips before placing soft kisses on the edge of them. I closed my eyes breathed out loud in pleasure. His teasing wasn't as useful as he thought. My patience won. „Your patience is kiling me","The contract",I whispered."Fuck that contract"he bursted and pulled me closer by the waist before pressing his lips on mine. ---------------------------- Delana Celine Harvey a 18 year old girl, faces the hart consequences of losing her supporting and loving family due to a car accident. After moving from family member to family member she decided to stay with her oldest Aunt and her family. Her expectations of living with them and going into medical school shattered after she found out that her Aunt and Uncle had planned an arranged marriage for her, with the 25 year old billionaire's son Blaine Ace, promising that he would take good care of her. He was a well known men, a typical men that got chased by women because of his attractive looks and money. He is like everyone else would imagine arrogant and self centered. The fact that both were forces into the marriage made it hart for the two completely different personalities to get along. Her calmness and self control drives him crazy, but also wakes his interest in her.
LAST YEAR ni Write_my_mind
5 Parte Ongoing
When a group of girls were in their last year in high school before setting to more adult life, they decided to make their last year the most memorable year. They have their own bucket list of what they wish to do for their last year. But there are 3 major wishes they want to make and do... • Try to make many memories • Graduate with good and high in their fields • Confess to their crushes There are many problems that can block them from achieving these goals. * For creating many memories: Their problem is that they have many responsibilities up on their sleeves and they're not sure if they're capable of fulfilling that * For Graduate with good and high in their fields: It's quite hard since there are pests that are preventing them from achieving it * For Confess to their crushes: Confessing to their crushes is undeniably hard, but that's not the case for the girls. The problem is that their crushes unfortunately happen to be the pests in their lives.. .A.K.A. their nemesis.... To make it worse, these boys are gay... -------- • The girls have their own responsibilities and focuses, balancing their time to fulfill their duties and also make time for themselves is a task that can be hard to do • Succeeding in their field can also be challenging, with their nemesis and the pest that keeps making them struggle • The first two are already hard to do but the third one is a lot more complicated and worse, for the girls. ------- The girls unfortunately fall for their nemesis, the pest, idiot, stupid boys in their lives, who do nothing but to test the girls' patience and sanity...
Mind Games (Princeton love story) ni TeAmoPrince
14 Mga Parte Kumpleto
He's the player of the school , he's known for hitting and quitting , every girl wants him and doesn't care if he uses her then breaks her heart as long as she gets a piece of him , he always gets what he wants no matter how much the girl is uptight or stubborn he knows just the right way to charm her , get to her head and eventually get to her pants ! He doesn't believe in love or relationships and he's convinced that no girl can ever make him fall in love . She's a badass but she strongly hates players , she's known for changing players to the better , she gets with them , charms them with her looks and fearless attitude , makes them fall for her and when she thinks they changed and now ready to live a decent live without breaking any hearts , she simply leaves them . She changed many boys before and that gave her self confidence and self esteem which only , to her luck , attracts more players to her . She doesn't believe in love or relationships and she's convinced that no guy can ever make her fall in love . What happens when they meet ? The battle starts . They're both so confident and they both insist on 'winning' . Will he manage to fool her and make her believe his lies , get what he wants from her and then dump her ? Will she charm him enough and put him under her spell , lead him on , change him and then walk away ? OR....will something completely unexpected happen , will they experience the most amazing feeling ever and get over their delusions and finally admit that love exists ? Find out in Mind Games .
Maybe Us. (Vance Hopper x FEM! Reader) ni heorri
12 Parte Kumpleto
You had been attending the same school for over 15 years, obviously because you were born in the small town in North Carolina. You were living a pretty normal life, till all of the abductions started happening in 1977. But lets go back a bit. Lets go back to the year 1976. You had been on a night shift on November 18th, 1976. There were many more people than your previous shift. Really the only people there were dropouts, druggies, drug dealers, freaks, and alcoholics. All around the ages 14-22. Everybody was pretty chill with eachother, except for a few people, but that was just the minority. You had been zoned out while staring at the clock, then suddenly heard a DING! Some kid wanted to buy some cigarettes again. You looked at him and he said "Jesus kid, you in a mental insitute or something? Snap out of it." you ringed him up after he asked you for a pack of camels, and then looked at a familiar guy playing pinball. The same blonde that got over 100,000 his last time he came. Everybody started hyping him up, so he's trying to beat 100,000. You remember the mess you had to clean up after some kid accidently knocked over a bunch of beer. You like to not think about how it ruined your favorite pair of shoes. He messed up again, and kicked the machine. You yelled out to him "That thing costs money you know." then he looked at you. His face almost looked angelic. But he had been the jerk of your highschool, so he couldn't be that angelic. He looked away and picked at his pockets. He pulled out nothing. He started walking up to you and started asking for a dime. "Come on, I feed you guys this money all the damn time. Plus you will just get it back." "Then maybe don't waste all your money on pinball. We've gained around $200 with you coming here almost everyday. Thanks for that." and then you smiled while picking up your book. He looked at you in anger, then you looked back up at him. He looked like he was in a bad mood. "Here's a dime." you said handing him a dime.
𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇  ni Itsauthordiva
39 Mga Parte Ongoing
She flinched and stepped back when a bunch of notes was thrown at her. Shock was evident on her face as she took a step back. His voice rang out clearly, "Take this money and tell them you don't want to marry me." Without wasting a second. At that moment, their eyes met. "Tum..." They both pointed at each other shocked When Her " I never obey/listen to others" met Him " I hate when someone don't obey me " She is cold as ice while his anger is as fire. But will the ice melt with his warmth of his fire? Tropes : Singer(billionaire )x Writer Contract marriage/Arrange Ice& Fire couple He fell first and he fell harder too _______________________________ She blocked him but then they ends up meeting each other in real life though didn't even knew each other. And then destiny's plan perfectly matched Tropes : Online friends He fell first and she fell harder Businessman(billionaire) x proffesor ______________________________________ The dark romance couples She met him while she joined his business after some struggles and he is the CEO. They were tution mates and academic rivals where she always used to rank. So now she is little frustrated knowing it well he will take advantage of that and yessss, he really does !!!! Tropes : Ceo x Employee He fell first and both fell harder Past acquaintance Enemies (hate to love) Academics rival in past ______________________________________ She fell in love with her bhabes elder brother at first sight but later got to know from her brother(cousin) that he was already in a relationship And he is not interested in her. So how will she be able to make him develop feelings for her ??? Tropes : Computer proggamer x social media Influencer (billionaire) She fell first and he fell harder Lets see how all the couples go from not interested in them to perfect fit for each other. Even though they didn't realised it before that they were already the IDEAL MATCH Multiple couple romance
Seductress ni theathea3015
54 Mga Parte Kumpleto Mature
"How dare you? Ariana, how dare you?" I could feel the anger from his heart radiate through his ears. the tears that kept rolling down my cheeks were unstoppable. I knew I just hurt him beyond imagination. "I'm sorry Nick truly am." "After everything between us, I loved you, I fuckin trusted you. I did everything I could to make you happy and you you-" he cut himself off. He suddenly became extremely silent. Like he was thinking of forgiving me. Ha! Like that'll happen. "Leave." he said in a dangerously low voice I almost didn't hear it. "Leave!" he yelled and I heard it perfectly well this time. "Leave before I do something I'd regret for the rest of my life." He added as he banged his fist on his desk almost knocking off the almost empty bottle of Brandy he'd been obviously drinking all night. Then it hit me. It was crystal clear that not only had I seduced and tricked Mr. Perfect, but I'd also broken his precious heart beyond repair. ********* Meet Arianna Rodstein. A 23 year old shy girl that would do anything to save her sister from a cruel businessman even if it means seducing one of the most sucessful business tycoons in the city. Did i mention he's devilishly handsome and sexy? Nick DeMorgane is just every girl's dream man. Rich,Handsome, Sexy and the CEO to one of the biggest companies in the world. The guy is Perfection and aims for Perfection. So what happens when "Mr Perfect" 's perfectly planned life is wrecked by a brunette out on a saving mission? Read and Find out! ^Thea
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The Number On The Napkin

51 Parte Kumpleto

"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all of my food has gone bad." • • • Sometimes you find the crucial answers in the weirdest of places...and people.