darkest of happiness

"Hello everyone! This is a... um...ummm... oh! Introduction! I am mark, darkest of happiness! I like candy... and rainbows and kitty's and Percy Jackson and rainbows and candy and rainbows... wait. No. I am supposed to tell you about the book. Well... the book is about the most awesome person alive... or... am I alive? Well I must be alive because I once almost got killed! By my best friend! Though it wasn't really her... I will explain in the book! Love ya!"