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Reads 42,184
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Reads 42,184
Votes 827
Parts 35
Time 14h 57m

I_Am_Heere_Sadly

adventure comedy freelancepolice genderneutral gettingslappedinthefacewithfriendship max readerinsert sam samandmax skunkape skunkapegames somewhatadveture telltale telltalegames thefreelancepolice xreader

A temp, is hired to help around at Sam & Max Freelance Police. 

Analyzing the address again, (Y/N) feels a sensation of uneasiness, what with the business only having two employees. Sketchy. Although (Y/N) struggles to make ends meet with their rent payments, so this has to happen. 
 
A few months have passed and now (Y/N) could probably give less of a damn about their coworkers' wacky hijinks. Hell, even they join in sometimes. 
    
This story also consists of cursing and suggestive wording. That basically means I tell sh/tty dirty jokes, but I don't actually write what I'm referencing. 
    
    Season 1: ✔
    Season 2 
    201: X
    202: X
    203: X
    204: X
    205: X
    Season 3
    301: X
    302: X
    303: X
    304: X
    305: X
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Something extra to note: I'd honestly hate to read this book on my phone because of the weird way it pasted the paragraphs. I copy and pasted links, and Wattpad doesn't f\ck with them. Or, at least, I don't know how to use them, but I digress. 

Instructions to 'use' said links: 
1. Highlight the link and just the links, not the brackets. 
2. Click and drag it over to an open spot in your tabs. 
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