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Time 14h 57m

I_Am_Heere_Sadly

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A temp, is hired to help around at Sam & Max Freelance Police. 

Analyzing the address again, (Y/N) feels a sensation of uneasiness, what with the business only having two employees. Sketchy. Although (Y/N) struggles to make ends meet with their rent payments, so this has to happen. 
 
A few months have passed and now (Y/N) could probably give less of a damn about their coworkers' wacky hijinks. Hell, even they join in sometimes. 
    
This story also consists of cursing and suggestive wording. That basically means I tell sh/tty dirty jokes, but I don't actually write what I'm referencing. 
    
    Season 1: ✔
    Season 2 
    201: X
    202: X
    203: X
    204: X
    205: X
    Season 3
    301: X
    302: X
    303: X
    304: X
    305: X
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Something extra to note: I'd honestly hate to read this book on my phone because of the weird way it pasted the paragraphs. I copy and pasted links, and Wattpad doesn't f\ck with them. Or, at least, I don't know how to use them, but I digress. 

Instructions to 'use' said links: 
1. Highlight the link and just the links, not the brackets. 
2. Click and drag it over to an open spot in your tabs. 
3. There it is, it's the link I copy and pasted.All Rights Reserved

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Finis Via by corvidmellow

copypasting this motherfucking shit AGAIN anyways hi wattpad how we doin Nightmare gets nerfed but escapes his temporary prison long enough to wedge himself into a very annoying object. Fortunately, Dream knows just the human to get him out! Uh... well... you know how they say out of the frying pan and into the fire? Well... out of the flash drive and into a battle for control of one little meat sack. a fic in which a gender neutral reader from a negatively oriented AU is employed by the Star Sanses to decode a strange flash drive, and somewhere along the way things go wrong and they find themself hosting a rather disgruntled god in their own body. fic title comes from my good friend oliver, who pulled it completely out of their ass here's the playlist(s) i'm listening to as i write, it helps with the vibe a little? https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6yRHuOlTCHnT9KBGilQu8L?si=c3beee3dba644e85 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7rA1whx3VVJjigvYsrLCHb?si=0056402e89fc47da

Jerk Face (Snatcher x reader) by ghoshty-ghosht

"WHHHYYYYYYY HELLO THERE! You didn't forget about me, did you?! Don't tell me you forgot about me!" "...do you, like, have all these monologues framed on your wall or...?" ".....no..." •-~-• After a less than convenient engine malfunction occurs, you crash lands into Subcon Forest, injured and afraid. The whole situation seems pretty terrible. Bleeding, lost, without transportation. However, it gets even worse when a certain specter waltzes his way into your life to threaten your very existence. Well as the saying goes, Once you hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up. (I apologize if there are still any typos I've missed, feel free to let me know where they are! I have ADD so please be gentle. Gender-Neutral pronouns are used to be as inclusive as possible.) THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO GEARS FOR BREAKFAST! Accept for a few, of course. ------ Highest rank(s): #1 snatcher #2 ahatintime #1 imsorrylol #1 thisisstupid #1 okboomer (lmao) 1# snatcherxreader

Bloody Walls by Luc1f3rsFavSinner

Chapter one be like : "I Sam Wilson promise not to do anything disrespectful or bad towards Thomas for the rest of my life as a child." So you just saw that idiot? Back before my hair was red before i looked like this. That promise I broke too. Ok listen you wouldn't blame me! I made that promise as a 5 year old once my mom and dad went missing and my older brother had to raise me. Im 14 now and my brother 21. If anything I'm everyones second choice. Also also! I AM A GIRL!!! Not a boy! I just have my hair cut short because its better that way. I wrote all this down in my dairy and closed it. "Sam?" My brother walked in. "What?" I replied back. "You know how your therapist suggested going to a special teen camp?" "Yeah." "Well this summer your going to one!" "What?! Camp...? Thomas I'm not 6." "Well you are now!" "Are you going with me at least?" "Yeah! I'm working there! I can't just leave you there." "Oh my goddddd-" I rolled my eyes and put my head back on my pillow. Special camp!? Im not sped! I'm not going! "I already got your stuff packed! We start heading there next week!" Why does he sound exited. I looked him in the eyes and than rolled mine. "Come on Samuel!" "Shut up! I dont care!" I put my headphones back in and ignored his dumb speech of sibling bonding. Seriously? This is why he's still single. Even I have gotten asked out. Hear me out he hasn't had a girlfriend at all! How do you not get a girlfriend in this amount of time!? Instead of signing me up for some stupid shit you could be on tinder finding a girl! But nooooooo sign my little sister up for camp!!! Ugh whatever.

I'm a Sans ( au sans x reader x au papyrus ) by KittycatTDH

This isn't a typical sans x reader(now papyrus x reader too). It's got more than that, well at least a different plot device first chapters will be about, just you(but it'll be good, I think so)and it's about you dear reader, you are now reborn as a Sans of a different au, but you don't have time to marvel how you're been reborn as your favorite character, because if you want to live you better focus because unlike frisk you're not coming back a second time when you die. (Short, and I mean short chapter, but this will ensure I can post more -w-) (Edit: this is context of your previous life is that you are originally female, aged 15, you had died during a car accident, you were sleeping in the back of the car, while you had a road trip to visit your family in Canada. The car had driven off the road because of black ice your father did not see in the dark of night. You heard the sound of your fathers scream then lead by your mothers then little brother's scream. You banged your head in the chair in front of you making you pass out, and when you open your eyes you had found yourself be popped out, but you didn't know that at the time. Art always be done by me. Edit: discontinued

(#1) Roommates by Day, Enemies by Night by magnetichearts02

WARNING: CONTAINING AMOUNTS OF SASS PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN TO MANKIND In the city of NYC--- Ok. Hold up. First of all, New York City. What, are ya gonna assume everyone here knows what NYC is? Anyway, this is about two people. I can almost hear you rolling your eyes. Another cliché teen fiction with a bad boy and a good girl? Nope. This is about superheroes. I can still hear you rolling your eyes. Superheroes. Like in comic books? Like people with super speed and mutant powers? Yes. But this isn't about the fight they have. More about the lives they lead without the masks. But just keep in mind, people who live in the world have all different skin colours. Do not assume my characters are of one unless I state them explicitly. and diversity is welcome here in my novel! Anyhow, back to the story. Ever wonder where supervillains go after their fight with the hero? What about the other side of the story? It's not like they sit in their lair cackling all day and planning how to kidnap reporters. What about the lives they lead? And instead of just focusing on that, what if the superhero and the supervillain knew each other? I mean, can they see behind the mask? No, so their identities are secret. So what if the hero and villain were best friends? What if they were roommates? What if they were falling for each other? And what happens when they find out? Now, I assume you know all of these questions will be answered in this book. But hold on. It's going to take a while. You're in for a bumpy ride. And if any of you got any of the references in this description, give yourself a pat on the back. That is a beautiful thing. And if you can name all the references in this book, you truly are a gift to mankind. Fangirl out.

The Bone Warrior (Sans x Female Warrior Skeleton) by Lunargal624

Your name is (y/n) and you have lived on the surface as a royal guard for the science department in the monster areas. Your species is skeleton, there's still a good amount left of the skeleton race but then the monster side of town broke into chaos and war. You were manning your post when you see humans running after innocent monster childeren and their families. You instantly run towards the humans and start attacking them but you quickly get overwhelmed by all of them and the gunshots that you've just barely managed to dodge. You start running to buildings to get out innocent lives from the fires that are now spreading through the town. Your actions lead to hundreds if not thousands of lives saved that night. You were one of the last ones out with the other guards just in front of you. With your magic you manage to hold off humans attacks from the monsters that are heading to the underground that is supposed to be a safe haven if this was to occur. That's when you get hit by a rock in the back of the skull. This book is about a long lost skeleton warrior in the game known as undertale. (Not cannon of course) I'll be using (y/n) as her name so you can choose it to be your own name or a chosen name. All rights are reserved as far as the images I've used and of course undertale the game itself. If I do mess up on something, do not hesitate to tell me. I am all about constructive criticism. Lastly, there is a no hate policy. If you are one of those assholes who thinks it's a great idea to say you people are sick for reading this then why are you even searching things like this in the first place? Lastly, there may be some adult writings in this book, if you are innocent, stay innocent but if your not or your willing to give up your innocence then come on in and join the party. Anyway, if you did read all of this, thank you a lot. It really means something to me.

A What Now? A Nightmare X Reader Story by Kitti_alt

HEY there will be cussing in this - you have been warned. This is my first ever Undertale-related thing, and no, there is nothing lewd here. Yes, this is a xreader story, don't sue me. The protagonist (you) isn't the happiest person in the world. You're an outcast, a loner. You lost everything before you were adopted by US!Toriel and made friends with the skelebros and Chara. But even with your new family, life wasn't perfect. One day, your school bullies take it too far... I am doing my best to keep it entirely gender neutral, the pronouns I'm using are they/them, and if I slip up please let me know. You also probably won't see descriptions of yourself very often, and when there are, it will be like, soaked, beaten, bruised, flushed, ect.

Springtrap X Reader by aedon_1441

Springtrap × Reader Unfortunately, I've decided I might try a springtrap x reader FF because I'm tired of the bad ones and bored. I'm male, so I'll be writing this from a male perspective, but I'll try my best to use gender neutral terms. I have no idea where this story is gonna go, no idea if I'll write even more than the first chapter, we will see... Sorry if the Grammer or anything is bad, I don't have an editor other than myself so yeah, enjoy! Reader a 19 year old gets a job at fazbears fright and meets springtrap in a less than conventional way for the first time. (Y/N)=(Your Name) AKA you, the reader (.......)=Fazbear Frights Manager (to my knowledge the managers name has never canonically been given and I'm not about to make one up sooooo) (This goes without saying, but I don't own, nor claim to own anything FNAF related.)

Taming The Tomboy (Rewriting) by StarDaisyxxx21

"Hermia is a heck of a character I love" "The kitchen scene is so hilarious. This story is amazing!" ~LYh203126 "I love your dialogues. Imagining this feels so good!" ~MadeenahJunaid "God, the cliffhangers. . . It makes me wonder what lies ahead in the next page. Well written" ~HappyEndingWriter Teaser: I went into a frenzy when the curtain was drawn apart and there stood the boy next door with his eyes closed and hands outstretched. But he wasn't just there. He was stark shirtless! My eyes slowly widened and I could feel my own heart beat frantically against my chest ribs. If anyone told me the nerd had perfect eight pack abs and flexed muscles, I'd disagree but here it was, mocking me right in the face. Sweats trickled their way down his belly lines and his torso was rising in a sync. What happens when the tomboy starts to have girl like feelings she ought not to and always condemned? But what seems like a normal highschool story boy falls in love with girl and changes for her might not be it. Instead of the girl to change the boy, the boy is changing the girl. It all started with an hockey match and a misunderstood identity. ©2022 #5 in YARomance (July 25, 2022) #25 in nerdy (May 7, 2025) #11 in nerdy (July 12, 2025) #33 in hiddengems July 16, 2025) #57 in undiscovered (July 16, 2025) 100 reads- July 19 200 reads- July 26 300 reads- July 31 400 reads- August 2 500 reads- August 7 600 reads- August 11 *time jump* ----- Cover designed and edited by @StarDaisyxxx21 All images which will be used to represent characters herein do not belong to me. Credits to their original owners. And a last note, this book took me a lot of bad days, tears, passion and energy to produce to something people love, it's not funny if you steal it dear. Just a gentle appeal!! ~ Updates every Friday❤

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"𝐈 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝." A star crossed impromptu road trip with the soon-to-be worlds greatest detective won't stir up too much trouble, will it? ...That is, until this little road trip becomes you and L up against all of Wammy's House trying to track you down, coupled with an ever growing criminal record. Not to mention; All of Wammy's includes future serial killer Beyond Birthday - who is a little too keen on finding you first. Everyone loves a good game of cops and robbers, right? ~♡~some chapters under construction!! Thank you for understanding :)~♡~ ☆From the perspective of a fem! Reader -- she/her pronouns used. ☆Teen/Young adult AU - L is 17 years old at the beginning of the story (turns 18 during ifyouknowwhatimsayin) ☆long chapters (2k minimum 10k top), dialogue heavy. TW: this fic gets pretty intense/horror-movie like at parts. Mature audiences only >:) contains swearing, sexual themes, and you know if BB is involved there is mention of violence/descriptions of said violence. No kiddies allowed!!

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(#1) Roommates by Day, Enemies by Night cover

The Bone Warrior (Sans x Female Warrior Skeleton) cover

A What Now? A Nightmare X Reader Story cover

Springtrap X Reader cover

Taming The Tomboy (Rewriting) cover

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copypasting this motherfucking shit AGAIN anyways hi wattpad how we doin Nightmare gets nerfed but escapes his temporary prison long enough to wedge himself into a very annoying object. Fortunately, Dream knows just the human to get him out! Uh... well... you know how they say out of the frying pan and into the fire? Well... out of the flash drive and into a battle for control of one little meat sack. a fic in which a gender neutral reader from a negatively oriented AU is employed by the Star Sanses to decode a strange flash drive, and somewhere along the way things go wrong and they find themself hosting a rather disgruntled god in their own body. fic title comes from my good friend oliver, who pulled it completely out of their ass here's the playlist(s) i'm listening to as i write, it helps with the vibe a little? https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6yRHuOlTCHnT9KBGilQu8L?si=c3beee3dba644e85 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7rA1whx3VVJjigvYsrLCHb?si=0056402e89fc47da