Sam & Max Telltale Games | Reader Insert - <^>Kamikaze<^> - Wattpad

Story cover for Sam & Max Telltale Games | Reader Insert by I_Am_Heere_Sadly

Sam & Max Telltale Games | Reader Insert

I_Am_Heere_Sadly

Reads 43,084
Votes 827
Parts 35
Time 14h 57m

Reads 43,084
Votes 827
Parts 35
Time 14h 57m

I_Am_Heere_Sadly

adventure comedy freelancepolice genderneutral gettingslappedinthefacewithfriendship max readerinsert sam samandmax skunkape skunkapegames somewhatadveture telltale telltalegames thefreelancepolice xreader

A temp, is hired to help around at Sam & Max Freelance Police. 

Analyzing the address again, (Y/N) feels a sensation of uneasiness, what with the business only having two employees. Sketchy. Although (Y/N) struggles to make ends meet with their rent payments, so this has to happen. 
 
A few months have passed and now (Y/N) could probably give less of a damn about their coworkers' wacky hijinks. Hell, even they join in sometimes. 
    
This story also consists of cursing and suggestive wording. That basically means I tell sh/tty dirty jokes, but I don't actually write what I'm referencing. 
    
    Season 1: ✔
    Season 2 
    201: X
    202: X
    203: X
    204: X
    205: X
    Season 3
    301: X
    302: X
    303: X
    304: X
    305: X
-
Something extra to note: I'd honestly hate to read this book on my phone because of the weird way it pasted the paragraphs. I copy and pasted links, and Wattpad doesn't f\ck with them. Or, at least, I don't know how to use them, but I digress. 

Instructions to 'use' said links: 
1. Highlight the link and just the links, not the brackets. 
2. Click and drag it over to an open spot in your tabs. 
3. There it is, it's the link I copy and pasted.All Rights Reserved

adventure comedy freelancepolice genderneutral gettingslappedinthefacewithfriendship max readerinsert sam samandmax skunkape skunkapegames somewhatadveture telltale telltalegames thefreelancepolice xreader

Table of contents

35 parts

Sign up to add Sam & Max Telltale Games | Reader Insert to your library and receive updates

or

#18freelancepolice

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Kidnapped By An Alpha (Discontinued) by flamingjoel

I was screaming even louder thinking I was going to die. But then I landed in somebody's arms. I reacted quickly and punched the guy in the face. He let go of his grip on me and I started running only to be grabbed by another person. I kicked the person in the shin and then stomped on his left foot making him lose his balance. Then I flipped him over my shoulder and onto the ground. I was about to start running again when I heard Madi's scream. "MADI!!" I yelled, I looked over to see some guy was lifting her off the ground by her waist. I ran towards him and jumped on his back. He let go of her and then she kicked him in the stomach. I jumped off and we started running but Madi got grabbed and before I could run toward her, the guy who grabbed her pulled out a gun and put it to her head. "NO!" I yelled as someone grabbed my arms and held them behind my back. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alex and Madi end up getting kidnapped by the alpha and beta of one of the most powerful packs in America. The two are in for quite an adventure considering their terrible pasts. The two girls escape many things including; slutty girls, caffeinated drinks, new love and rival packs. The two also end up finding something about themselves that no one thought was possible.

It's Complicated *SHORT STORY* by Christine_1218

Its a complicated story between the Jock name Steven Parker and I. He is completely perfect from the eyes,nose and those pink lips. But the problem is he is a jock and I'm just a nerd. I have a huge crush on him ever since I got in to this school called Slemish Academy a very high standard school. Only rich, famous and students wuth scholar can go in. And its a very very long story why I'm here. My name is Samantha Star let's explore my little dork and nerdy world. And I have a dark secret and that is ....... Just start reading. Warning Contains: Torturing, Blood and Sexual Harassment. This is a warning: If you don't like sexual harassment then don't read it. THIS MAY BE A SHORT STORY BUT YOU CAN'T COPY IT. ITS AGAINST THE RULES AND ITS A CRIME. IF YOU KNOW ANYONE OR SOMEONE HAS STOLE MY STORY KINDLY CONTACT ME WITH THE FOLLOWING LINKS OR NAMES: FB: Chrissy McNeice TWITTER: Chrissy_chick99 PLAGIARISM is a CRIME. - AUTHOR (Christine)

Emotional Writings Dump by Rainbow2029

Sooooo this is gunna be out here, my first Wattpad booky. Y'all just a warning, (even tho you can probably tell by the description already) I write, A LOT so if you're bored and got some time, come on down! Disclaimer, this booky boi has no plot or order buuutttt maybe there's a time line? This book is pretty much a dump of writings that I make for myself from time to time. I don't often put a date with them but it is what it is. Some of them were during the summer before my first year of high school. Others are just strong feelings I've faced at one point in this year. Lots are probably just me writing about when I had someone I loved in my life. Keep in mind any new chapters or addings are probably here because I'm facing that junk in life rn. But yeah, lots of writings are kinda sad so if you're not looking to be in a sad child mood then I recommend a skips on this bookaru. I'm not on Wattpad to much, only to check on my fan girl things, (but I'm often in dead fandoms) and look for cool comics n stuff, so this book might get ignored until I find something to complain about in like, five months. Y'all this a big warning, I didn't really spell check this child and I'm kinda cringing right now, realizing how stupid this book is gunna be but my notes are getting full. Also most of these might be incomplete cuz even on a rampage, my fire just burns out and suddenly I get writers block (but mostly it's probably cuz I write loads of these at like three am). I'll probably add some little authors note at the end because I'm scared and because these are like, extremely personal. (Fr they probably got the names of real human peoples in them but no one will ever find mine booketh). Another Disclaimer; this book is not intended in anyway to be of use or of advice to anyone about anything, this book is pretty much just storage.... I started this book baby on : 9/4/18 An I done finished this o boi on : ion know yet, probably never. Sike it be done on : 9/23/18

Ch.I.P. 1: Reactivation {EDITING} by SydCarv

?Highest #12 in '#technology' (17 June 2018)? ⚛ Highest #228 in Science Fiction (30 May 2018) ⚛ "It's alright." I waved my hand dismissively. "I'm allergic to bullshit." ♧♣♧♣♧♣♧♣♧♣♧ Maya Scoren is unique. But she's not the only one, there are nine others supposed to be besides her; two of which never made it past their mother's womb and one who's incompatible. What makes them special, is also what makes them dangerous. Ripped from their normal, day-to-day,school life, family and friends with no warning, they find out who they are. And why they're alive. But fitting back into that normal life they missed so much is proving to be hard. Especially for Maya, who has a tendency to get herself in trouble and extraordinary situations ENTIRELY her fault. (She'd rather die than admit that of course) Old life brings the problem of boys, unwanted advances, homework, teachers and of course, a boyfriend with she had a rather uncharacteristic meet-up. Scott, Sed, Andy are her childhood friends all the way with her in this. Almost all the way. They didn't expect her to change or to come back at all and they are having a HARD time adjusting to the new Maya. She's dangerous, she's hot and she knows it. She has done a lot in the past two years that will catch up to her and stuff after that which refuses to stay hidden. Controlling CEOs, sensitive boyfriend, an obssessed boss is just the tip of the iceberg. And I'm not even touching the problems at her school. Will all this unwanted attention put her in trouble? Author's note: this was my first story ever. It has no proper plot or story but it's fun to read! Also, lots of typos. And grammar mistakes. Tons of them. Tons. You have been warned. (Actually not that many but you've still been warned)

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙏 𝙄𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏, 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘶𝘺𝘢. 𝘯 by talesbyraven

⤷ 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘧𝘪𝘢 𝘦𝘹𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘶𝘺𝘢 𝘯𝘢𝘬𝘢𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥. ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘶𝘺𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯. 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦. ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘶𝘺𝘢 𝘹 𝘧𝘦𝘮!𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ i do not proofread my chapters, there will be errors. most impressive ranks: nakaharachuuya: 🥉 chuuyaxreader: 🥈 pm: 🥇/🥈/🥉

Finis Via by corvidmellow

copypasting this motherfucking shit AGAIN anyways hi wattpad how we doin Nightmare gets nerfed but escapes his temporary prison long enough to wedge himself into a very annoying object. Fortunately, Dream knows just the human to get him out! Uh... well... you know how they say out of the frying pan and into the fire? Well... out of the flash drive and into a battle for control of one little meat sack. a fic in which a gender neutral reader from a negatively oriented AU is employed by the Star Sanses to decode a strange flash drive, and somewhere along the way things go wrong and they find themself hosting a rather disgruntled god in their own body. fic title comes from my good friend oliver, who pulled it completely out of their ass here's the playlist(s) i'm listening to as i write, it helps with the vibe a little? https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6yRHuOlTCHnT9KBGilQu8L?si=c3beee3dba644e85 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7rA1whx3VVJjigvYsrLCHb?si=0056402e89fc47da

Runaway by lebanerd

I ran, and I ran, and I ran, trying to get as far away from the mansion as possible. I was too weak to shift, but my determination kept me running. The house disappeared from my line of vision, and I was soon surrounded by greens. I didn't know where I was going, and at this moment, I didn't care. I was officially a fugitive. Angry screams followed by howls echoed through the forest: they noticed my absence. I let out an airy laugh. I was a runaway, but I was free. Finally free. -- [Completed + Under Major Editing] Some comments that I really appreciated: "please continue. it sounds really interesting!!!" ~GalaxyWolf78 "AHSJSKZUZIDNANSN?? *^^^^^*" ~Sarah-Senpaii "MORE MORE I NEED MOAR OF MY DAILY VITAMINS" ~Sarah-Senpaii "Love this book" ~DisneyisEternal "Awwweeeeeeeeeee sooooooooo ccuuuuuttteeeeeee aaannnddd AWESOME!" ~CrownofSpades "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!!!!" ~dustbunny101 "SAVAGE" ~TrustMe_ImFine "omg no way" ~dimatabbara "*sighs* " ~lolitscherish "Lol. Thumbs up 4 randomness. " ~Mocha15Years "No!! That's not allowed to happen. Radiance and Kevin had bonding time then you were just like, "la di da di da.... Let's just screw with every bodies minds and [spoiler that I censored]. I'm sure they'd have absolutely no problem with that as an ending of the first book..." Wanna know what I think about that?!? I think you are an awesome author who knows how to drive their readers crazy. I have respect for that and hope you start the next book soon please....." ~angelic_illusions "Omg I need more wat happen I'm crying like crazy right now O MYYYYYY GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD I love this book so much I want more pllllllllzzzzzzzzzx" ~faith133 Me: I'm sorry for killing a few people during the story GabyDart: "'A few' Means half the cast and the main is almost, if not, mortally wounded."

My Little Detective - SKEPHALO Mafia Omegaverse Au by HaLo18753

Skephalo, Dnf, Karlnapity COMPLETED Credits to the art owner: @AswanIsOnFire's (Twitter account) Darryl is a very skilled and smart detective who always gets the job done with ease. He works undercover and doesn't want his identity revealed to the public. Everyone thinks he's a beta, but he's actually an omega who uses scent blockers. Skeppy, on the other hand, is a powerful, wealthy, and extremely dangerous mafia boss who, along with his business partners Clay and Sapnap, controls illegal businesses throughout the state, and the three of them are all alphas. Darryl/badboyhalo: Omega (24years old)(5'7) Zak/Skeppy: Alpha (23years old)(6'0) Clay/Dream: Alpha (21 years old)(6'3) George: Omega (22years old)(5'6) Nick/Sapnap: Alpha (21 years old)(6'0) Karl: Omega (21 years old)(5'9) Quackity: Alpha (20years old)(5'11) (Yes I know some of the characters height and age are incorrect but just bare with me, and also omegas are smaller and shorter than alphas so it fits the genre of the book.) (Also I'm not really that good as a writer but ohh well practice makes perfect.) Tw. Swearing ( like extreme lol) Guns Blood Death Sex Slaves Smut? (Yes with consent) Torture Top 1 #karlnapity 10/7/21 Top 5 #dnf 10/9/21 Top 1 #karlnap 10/8/21 Top 1 #bbh 10/15/21 Top 4 #zak 10/23/21 Top 2 #skephalo 10/25/21 Top 1 #badboyhalo 10/29/21 Top 2 #skep 11/15/21 Top 5 #skeppy 11/18/21 Top 1 #skep 11/21/21 Top 1 #zak 11/29/21 Top 2 #14 11/29/21 Top 3 #skeppy 12/15/21 Top 3 #gayaf 12/16/21 Top 1 #14 3/1/22 Top 2 #dnf 4/30/22 Top 1 #dsmp 5/12/22 Top 1 #skephalo 9/23/22 Top 3 #mafiaau 10/10/22 Top 2 #mafiaau 10/11/22 Top 1 #skeppy 1/16/23 Top 3 #myct 9/25/24 Top 1 #myct 9/26/24

Sunny × Y/N by DeluluRawr

Cover art is NOT mine. If you know the artist, please let me know. This story will contain abuse, foul language, sexual topics, body image issues, starving, depression, and sexual assault. You will be warned before it happens You moved into a new town about 2 weeks ago. You're trying to get a new start and run away from your past. You worked at an office job as an assistant. After working there for a month, you started dating your boss, Daniel. Everything was great. You were happy and felt ready to take on anything. Until Dan started drinking. One night, you and Dan got into a huge argument, and he hit you. Ever since then, you were terrified of him. He was easily angered and wasn't afraid to hit you as long as no one was looking. He made your life a living hell, especially during work since he was your boss. You were never in the mood, but that didn't stop him. You learned to just take it. After a year, you had enough. While he was out on a work trip, you packed your things and moved hours away and never looked back. You now live in a small apartment in the city. For the past 2 weeks, you've been checking your back every second and making sure to lock everything. You're scared he might find you. Eventually, you got hired at a job. Tomorrow is your first day at Superstar Daycare. You don't really like kids, but the pay is great. You weren't told that much in the email. Just that you'll be working with an animatronic, named Sundrop. But your job is mostly at the counter, so you won't have to interact with him that often. One big thing that convinced you to apply was that you won't have human coworkers. Maybe 1 or 2 here and there, but they'll all be in their own area, like Fazer Blast, Monty Golf, etc.. You hate being around people. You hate talking to them. 1st, you're not very good at it, and 2nd, people just suck in general. Too much attitude.

(#1) Roommates by Day, Enemies by Night by magnetichearts02

WARNING: CONTAINING AMOUNTS OF SASS PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN TO MANKIND In the city of NYC--- Ok. Hold up. First of all, New York City. What, are ya gonna assume everyone here knows what NYC is? Anyway, this is about two people. I can almost hear you rolling your eyes. Another cliché teen fiction with a bad boy and a good girl? Nope. This is about superheroes. I can still hear you rolling your eyes. Superheroes. Like in comic books? Like people with super speed and mutant powers? Yes. But this isn't about the fight they have. More about the lives they lead without the masks. But just keep in mind, people who live in the world have all different skin colours. Do not assume my characters are of one unless I state them explicitly. and diversity is welcome here in my novel! Anyhow, back to the story. Ever wonder where supervillains go after their fight with the hero? What about the other side of the story? It's not like they sit in their lair cackling all day and planning how to kidnap reporters. What about the lives they lead? And instead of just focusing on that, what if the superhero and the supervillain knew each other? I mean, can they see behind the mask? No, so their identities are secret. So what if the hero and villain were best friends? What if they were roommates? What if they were falling for each other? And what happens when they find out? Now, I assume you know all of these questions will be answered in this book. But hold on. It's going to take a while. You're in for a bumpy ride. And if any of you got any of the references in this description, give yourself a pat on the back. That is a beautiful thing. And if you can name all the references in this book, you truly are a gift to mankind. Fangirl out.

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

Kidnapped By An Alpha (Discontinued) cover

It's Complicated *SHORT STORY* cover

Emotional Writings Dump cover

Ch.I.P. 1: Reactivation {EDITING} cover

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙏 𝙄𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏, 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘶𝘺𝘢. 𝘯 cover

Finis Via cover

My Little Detective - SKEPHALO Mafia Omegaverse Au cover

Sunny × Y/N cover

(#1) Roommates by Day, Enemies by Night cover

Kidnapped By An Alpha (Discontinued)

I was screaming even louder thinking I was going to die. But then I landed in somebody's arms. I reacted quickly and punched the guy in the face. He let go of his grip on me and I started running only to be grabbed by another person. I kicked the person in the shin and then stomped on his left foot making him lose his balance. Then I flipped him over my shoulder and onto the ground. I was about to start running again when I heard Madi's scream. "MADI!!" I yelled, I looked over to see some guy was lifting her off the ground by her waist. I ran towards him and jumped on his back. He let go of her and then she kicked him in the stomach. I jumped off and we started running but Madi got grabbed and before I could run toward her, the guy who grabbed her pulled out a gun and put it to her head. "NO!" I yelled as someone grabbed my arms and held them behind my back. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alex and Madi end up getting kidnapped by the alpha and beta of one of the most powerful packs in America. The two are in for quite an adventure considering their terrible pasts. The two girls escape many things including; slutty girls, caffeinated drinks, new love and rival packs. The two also end up finding something about themselves that no one thought was possible.