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Reads 43,024
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Parts 35
Time 14h 57m

I_Am_Heere_Sadly

adventure comedy freelancepolice genderneutral gettingslappedinthefacewithfriendship max readerinsert sam samandmax skunkape skunkapegames somewhatadveture telltale telltalegames thefreelancepolice xreader

A temp, is hired to help around at Sam & Max Freelance Police. 

Analyzing the address again, (Y/N) feels a sensation of uneasiness, what with the business only having two employees. Sketchy. Although (Y/N) struggles to make ends meet with their rent payments, so this has to happen. 
 
A few months have passed and now (Y/N) could probably give less of a damn about their coworkers' wacky hijinks. Hell, even they join in sometimes. 
    
This story also consists of cursing and suggestive wording. That basically means I tell sh/tty dirty jokes, but I don't actually write what I'm referencing. 
    
    Season 1: ✔
    Season 2 
    201: X
    202: X
    203: X
    204: X
    205: X
    Season 3
    301: X
    302: X
    303: X
    304: X
    305: X
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Instructions to 'use' said links: 
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2. Click and drag it over to an open spot in your tabs. 
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System and A Lazy Host✔ by AuthorMei

[No-- Com- Complete!?!?] {Author: .... Flip! Didn't realize the description was dam wrong! I'm an idiot!!!!!!} {Author: don't mind me! I'm just typing my pain since I have nothing else better to do nowadays~~} Description: A woman who loves anime and has a slightly weird personality goes travel with a system to different dimensions and gets points. Do know that this story is short and not like any transmigration novels for some reason and you know why!? Because it was I the MC is the one writting this and made the author god spit out me some powers to write! Muahhaha! I'm not actually having fun I'm just exaggerating really... Anyway spoiler alert, lost my memories so I don't recall anything of worlds! I'm telling my story but it's fine if you don't remember at all since you know why? There are other better ones so good luck understanding what's going on in this story! Your sincerely! MC of this story!

Finis Via by corvidmellow

copypasting this motherfucking shit AGAIN anyways hi wattpad how we doin Nightmare gets nerfed but escapes his temporary prison long enough to wedge himself into a very annoying object. Fortunately, Dream knows just the human to get him out! Uh... well... you know how they say out of the frying pan and into the fire? Well... out of the flash drive and into a battle for control of one little meat sack. a fic in which a gender neutral reader from a negatively oriented AU is employed by the Star Sanses to decode a strange flash drive, and somewhere along the way things go wrong and they find themself hosting a rather disgruntled god in their own body. fic title comes from my good friend oliver, who pulled it completely out of their ass here's the playlist(s) i'm listening to as i write, it helps with the vibe a little? https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6yRHuOlTCHnT9KBGilQu8L?si=c3beee3dba644e85 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7rA1whx3VVJjigvYsrLCHb?si=0056402e89fc47da

Oblivion • Akutagawa x Reader by makiizzenin

COMPLETED ▵ What if you woke up one day and didn't know who you were? What if after one accident, all your memories were blocked, and the one rule to your recovery is to not force yourself to remember, but figure things out as the days go on? What if you couldn't even remember who you loved? You may have the detective agency caring for you, but there's something missing, and you can't quite place why...or how you lost it. How far are you willing to go to find it again? ▵ Disclaimer: I don't own bungo stray dogs or any of the characters except for you, and the plot. YOUR ABILITY IS BASED OFF OF THE REAL AKUTAGAWA'S STORY 'In a Grove' !! ▵ I will be using female pronouns, I will be updating whenever I can. ▵ Thank you to Mar for making this cover for me, she's the sweetest go show her some love !! (@marster_)

Bloody Walls by Luc1f3rsFavSinner

Chapter one be like : "I Sam Wilson promise not to do anything disrespectful or bad towards Thomas for the rest of my life as a child." So you just saw that idiot? Back before my hair was red before i looked like this. That promise I broke too. Ok listen you wouldn't blame me! I made that promise as a 5 year old once my mom and dad went missing and my older brother had to raise me. Im 14 now and my brother 21. If anything I'm everyones second choice. Also also! I AM A GIRL!!! Not a boy! I just have my hair cut short because its better that way. I wrote all this down in my dairy and closed it. "Sam?" My brother walked in. "What?" I replied back. "You know how your therapist suggested going to a special teen camp?" "Yeah." "Well this summer your going to one!" "What?! Camp...? Thomas I'm not 6." "Well you are now!" "Are you going with me at least?" "Yeah! I'm working there! I can't just leave you there." "Oh my goddddd-" I rolled my eyes and put my head back on my pillow. Special camp!? Im not sped! I'm not going! "I already got your stuff packed! We start heading there next week!" Why does he sound exited. I looked him in the eyes and than rolled mine. "Come on Samuel!" "Shut up! I dont care!" I put my headphones back in and ignored his dumb speech of sibling bonding. Seriously? This is why he's still single. Even I have gotten asked out. Hear me out he hasn't had a girlfriend at all! How do you not get a girlfriend in this amount of time!? Instead of signing me up for some stupid shit you could be on tinder finding a girl! But nooooooo sign my little sister up for camp!!! Ugh whatever.

Runaway by lebanerd

I ran, and I ran, and I ran, trying to get as far away from the mansion as possible. I was too weak to shift, but my determination kept me running. The house disappeared from my line of vision, and I was soon surrounded by greens. I didn't know where I was going, and at this moment, I didn't care. I was officially a fugitive. Angry screams followed by howls echoed through the forest: they noticed my absence. I let out an airy laugh. I was a runaway, but I was free. Finally free. -- [Completed + Under Major Editing] Some comments that I really appreciated: "please continue. it sounds really interesting!!!" ~GalaxyWolf78 "AHSJSKZUZIDNANSN?? *^^^^^*" ~Sarah-Senpaii "MORE MORE I NEED MOAR OF MY DAILY VITAMINS" ~Sarah-Senpaii "Love this book" ~DisneyisEternal "Awwweeeeeeeeeee sooooooooo ccuuuuuttteeeeeee aaannnddd AWESOME!" ~CrownofSpades "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!!!!" ~dustbunny101 "SAVAGE" ~TrustMe_ImFine "omg no way" ~dimatabbara "*sighs* " ~lolitscherish "Lol. Thumbs up 4 randomness. " ~Mocha15Years "No!! That's not allowed to happen. Radiance and Kevin had bonding time then you were just like, "la di da di da.... Let's just screw with every bodies minds and [spoiler that I censored]. I'm sure they'd have absolutely no problem with that as an ending of the first book..." Wanna know what I think about that?!? I think you are an awesome author who knows how to drive their readers crazy. I have respect for that and hope you start the next book soon please....." ~angelic_illusions "Omg I need more wat happen I'm crying like crazy right now O MYYYYYY GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD I love this book so much I want more pllllllllzzzzzzzzzx" ~faith133 Me: I'm sorry for killing a few people during the story GabyDart: "'A few' Means half the cast and the main is almost, if not, mortally wounded."

• 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐅𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐁𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 • - Chuuya Nakahara by iheartshadowww

• 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐅𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐁𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 • 𝑪𝒉𝒖𝒖𝒚𝒂 𝑵𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂 𝒙 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝑩𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒄𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒔: @𝒂𝒌𝒂3𝒌𝒂𝒏 𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓! •.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•. You, a 21 year old detective, are on your way home from a long day at work in the biting cold, getting bombarded with angry messages from your very concerned roommate until you feel somebody's chilling presence from behind you, danger following close behind, unknowing of the chaos that was just about to unfold in your life... •.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•. 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠! •.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•. ---------- Enemies to lovers slow-burn! (and by slow-burn I mean SLOW-BURN) Female reader! Switch between 1st person POV and 2nd person POV! Chapters ranging between 2000 and 6000 words! Also, I'm very sorry if my writing is not always the best, since English is not my first language. There may occur some spelling or grammar mistakes from time to time and I truly apologize if you may come across some! ----------

Kidnapped By An Alpha (Discontinued) by flamingjoel

I was screaming even louder thinking I was going to die. But then I landed in somebody's arms. I reacted quickly and punched the guy in the face. He let go of his grip on me and I started running only to be grabbed by another person. I kicked the person in the shin and then stomped on his left foot making him lose his balance. Then I flipped him over my shoulder and onto the ground. I was about to start running again when I heard Madi's scream. "MADI!!" I yelled, I looked over to see some guy was lifting her off the ground by her waist. I ran towards him and jumped on his back. He let go of her and then she kicked him in the stomach. I jumped off and we started running but Madi got grabbed and before I could run toward her, the guy who grabbed her pulled out a gun and put it to her head. "NO!" I yelled as someone grabbed my arms and held them behind my back. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alex and Madi end up getting kidnapped by the alpha and beta of one of the most powerful packs in America. The two are in for quite an adventure considering their terrible pasts. The two girls escape many things including; slutty girls, caffeinated drinks, new love and rival packs. The two also end up finding something about themselves that no one thought was possible.

𝓐𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬 (Dazai x F!Reader x Chuuya) by Dazai_Bites_Me

"𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕕𝕝𝕪, 𝕀 𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕪." ◑ ━━━━━ ▣ ━━━━━ ◐ Y/n was reckless. As a high schooler, she knew it clearly when registering on a friend making app, or so she thought so. Never in her imagination would she have considered making a friend on a hooking app, especially when they were a part of the Port Mafia. Chuuya was bored out of his mind. Repetition dulled him, killing no longer satisfied, and he turned to woman and hooking apps to find at least some source of interest. After Dazai, his ex-partner had left, everything went downhill, that is, until he meets Y/n. Dazai was obsessed. Dwelling on living had been such a fragile topic in his life, that is, until Y/n joined the Detective Agency. Living up the place and bringing hope to the brunette, he can't help but fall for her. With Chuuya and Dazai both enemies, and Y/n the one cord that ties them together, it only means one thing. Chaos. ◑ ━━━━━ ▣ ━━━━━ ◐ As you know- this is a Chuuya x Reader x Dazai fanfic, it originates from the anime and manga Bungo Stray Dogs, if you haven't watched or read it- do it, trust me you won't have any regrets. The credit for the setting and most characters for this fanfic goes Sango Harukawa.

The Marionette • Chuuya X Reader by makiizzenin

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(#1) Roommates by Day, Enemies by Night by magnetichearts02

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