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Sam & Max Telltale Games | Reader Insert

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Reads 36,762
Votes 786
Parts 35
Time 14h 57m

I_Am_Heere_Sadly

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A temp, is hired to help around at Sam & Max Freelance Police. 

Analyzing the address again, (Y/N) feels a sensation of uneasiness, what with the business only having two employees. Sketchy. Although (Y/N) struggles to make ends meet with their rent payments, so this has to happen. 
 
A few months have passed and now (Y/N) could probably give less of a damn about their coworkers' wacky hijinks. Hell, even they join in sometimes. 
    
This story also consists of cursing and suggestive wording. That basically means I tell sh/tty dirty jokes, but I don't actually write what I'm referencing. 
    
    Season 1: ✔
    Season 2 
    201: X
    202: X
    203: X
    204: X
    205: X
    Season 3
    301: X
    302: X
    303: X
    304: X
    305: X
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Something extra to note: I'd honestly hate to read this book on my phone because of the weird way it pasted the paragraphs. I copy and pasted links, and Wattpad doesn't f\ck with them. Or, at least, I don't know how to use them, but I digress. 

Instructions to 'use' said links: 
1. Highlight the link and just the links, not the brackets. 
2. Click and drag it over to an open spot in your tabs. 
3. There it is, it's the link I copy and pasted.All Rights Reserved

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Craig of the Dead by Its_Me_Tweek_Tweak

Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. -Craig **NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.** **ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**

Everyones Obsessed* by Cie1_5

The past carries an unjust history. Immoral actions mark the present. The future holds untold consequences. Bad things happen to good people, and good people do bad things. | | || ||| ||||| |||||||| ||||||||||||| You, of all people, should understand the obsession. Whether it's the endless hours lost to a screen, the compulsion to scroll through forums, the need for that next high, the haunting grip of past trauma, the fixation on someone unattainable, the pursuit of a fleeting feeling, or even the inexplicable attachment to something as simple as frogs-obsession has woven itself into every corner of your life. •__ •_ •• •_• •_• • •••• / ••_ • •_• I have done terrible things because I let obsession take over me. It wasn't always that way. It started as a lie; it became true one day. I told myself I was in control and could stop anytime, but I only lied to myself. I was powerless. I never wanted to hurt anyone; I hurt him and myself. Now, I'm left with the wreckage of my choices. I wonder if there's any way to get things back to how they were before. Xgbs bqf zpv patfttfc xisg? To us, they are just another random person: the letters carved on the table, the artist of old graffiti, the person who also walked into the restroom, the reason the trash is full, or the garbage thrower on the side of the streets. But to them, they're the main fucking character in their own story, and each mark, item, digital trace, and photo they have makes a fragment of their existence. We may never know their face or name, but the traces they left remind us that everyone's lives intersect, creating a vast web of connections; unnoticed or not, they are never truly invisible. Dy32Al43Dy44|Dy11Al99Dy33|Dy44Dy87Dy22|Dy01Dy87|Dy87Al11Dy01Dy33Dy01Dy01Dy33Al21|Dy32Dy55Al01Al43|Dy21Al99Dy11Dy21Dy65Dy55Al77Dy43|Dy21Dy87Al21Dy33Dy01/

Please Don't Go (Dream x Reader) by Athrii_

I drew this! ^ with one of those crappy 6 in 1 multicolor pens. Dream x reader (SHE/HER PRONOUNS!!) Y/n finds herself in a interesting situation. She is falling for one of her best friends, Clay. An accident occurs, and she wakes up in a new surrounding. What happens if Y/n ends up falling for the same man twice? Aight. This is my first book, so I'd rather not be heavily criticized, but light criticism is appreciated. If there are any typos PLEASE point them out! :P This is a Dream x Reader book. There are mentions of blood, self harm, anxiety and panic attacks. This book also contains descriptive violence and use of weaponry. And perhaps death. If you are uncomfortable with these please DON'T read this! Consider yourself warned alright?! So this book does not follow the DreamSMP storyline at like... all, maybe a few parts, but most of this is my own imagination. HOW? FEB - 13 - 22 #3 on dreamxreader BRUH, THE STORIES ABOVE MINE HAVE LIKE A MIL + READS AN I HAVE 750. THAT DONT ADD UP WATTPAD. im in shambles JUN - 5 - 22 #1 on dreamwastakenxreader ahhh how??? That's gotta be lie. I refuse to believe it. Now...quote? - "You can't be on Nicks side!" I exclaim. "Now I'm stuck with George!" George makes an exaggerated gasp, "What's wrong with me? I literally have pretty privilege." (HA) The three of us say in sync, "You're colourblind." We burst into laughter once again. George rolls his eyes in disappointment, but is still smiling, "You guys are such idiots" -

Keeping Up With the Sammy by SamanthaMichelle0

Hello! My name is Sam and, surprise, I write! Instead of throwing another common Wattpad teen romance your way, I decided to use this commonly used website as a journal for everyone to judge me! So if you want to read about my weird crazy life or just wanna dive into something a bit relaxing to take away the stresses of your day, I welcome you here to my little corner. Snuggle up and enjoy 💜 And as always, Stay Lovely ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 09/24 Hey, it's me Sam again, but four years later from what you just read this thing is essentially a blog, let's be honest, but hey, maybe if you're into that we can have a laugh together. And if you're about to swipe out this because this isn't very Wattpad aesthetic, I understand, I hope you have a great day, and again, Stay Lovely

Springtrap X Reader by aedon_1441

Springtrap × Reader Unfortunately, I've decided I might try a springtrap x reader FF because I'm tired of the bad ones and bored. I'm male, so I'll be writing this from a male perspective, but I'll try my best to use gender neutral terms. I have no idea where this story is gonna go, no idea if I'll write even more than the first chapter, we will see... Sorry if the Grammer or anything is bad, I don't have an editor other than myself so yeah, enjoy! Reader a 19 year old gets a job at fazbears fright and meets springtrap in a less than conventional way for the first time. (Y/N)=(Your Name) AKA you, the reader (.......)=Fazbear Frights Manager (to my knowledge the managers name has never canonically been given and I'm not about to make one up sooooo) (This goes without saying, but I don't own, nor claim to own anything FNAF related.)

Jerk Face (Snatcher x reader) by ghoshty-ghosht

"WHHHYYYYYYY HELLO THERE! You didn't forget about me, did you?! Don't tell me you forgot about me!" "...do you, like, have all these monologues framed on your wall or...?" ".....no..." •-~-• After a less than convenient engine malfunction occurs, you crash lands into Subcon Forest, injured and afraid. The whole situation seems pretty terrible. Bleeding, lost, without transportation. However, it gets even worse when a certain specter waltzes his way into your life to threaten your very existence. Well as the saying goes, Once you hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up. (I apologize if there are still any typos I've missed, feel free to let me know where they are! I have ADD so please be gentle. Gender-Neutral pronouns are used to be as inclusive as possible.) THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO GEARS FOR BREAKFAST! Accept for a few, of course. ------ Highest rank(s): #1 snatcher #2 ahatintime #1 imsorrylol #1 thisisstupid #1 okboomer (lmao) 1# snatcherxreader

This life as Error Sans. by coolkidindahood

⪼A life where our beloved [Reader/REDACTED] died a very.. 'Fun' death. ⪼upon realizing their death, they'd realize that they reincarnated into error sans, a character they used to know as a kid. ⪼would [REDACTED] find out new things, new people, and keep up with their act? ⪼("SkReW yOu gOd!!1!".... huh?) ____________________________ ⚠︎{This story was made as a joke at first, the writing improves as time goes on. This story also contains swear words, No ships, And some grammar mistakes}⚠︎ ⪼(Cover made by me.) ____________________________ ⪼23/1/24 - #1 in Ink ⪼23/1/24 - #1 in Balance ⪼23/1/24 - #1 in Noships ⪼25/2/24 - #1 in Dreamsans ≫08/3/24 - #1 in Multiverse ⪼18/3/24 - #1 in Ausanses ≫29/3/24 - #1 in Inksans ≫30/3/24 - #1 in Undertale ≫03/4/24 - #1 in Reader ≫17/5/24 - #1 in Underverse ⪼24/6/24 - #1 in ErrorSans

My Little Detective - SKEPHALO Mafia Omegaverse Au by HaLo18753

Skephalo, Dnf, Karlnapity COMPLETED Credits to the art owner: @AswanIsOnFire's (Twitter account) Darryl is a very skilled and smart detective who always gets the job done with ease. He works undercover and doesn't want his identity revealed to the public. Everyone thinks he's a beta, but he's actually an omega who uses scent blockers. Skeppy, on the other hand, is a powerful, wealthy, and extremely dangerous mafia boss who, along with his business partners Clay and Sapnap, controls illegal businesses throughout the state, and the three of them are all alphas. Darryl/badboyhalo: Omega (24years old)(5'7) Zak/Skeppy: Alpha (23years old)(6'0) Clay/Dream: Alpha (21 years old)(6'3) George: Omega (22years old)(5'6) Nick/Sapnap: Alpha (21 years old)(6'0) Karl: Omega (21 years old)(5'9) Quackity: Alpha (20years old)(5'11) (Yes I know some of the characters height and age are incorrect but just bare with me, and also omegas are smaller and shorter than alphas so it fits the genre of the book.) (Also I'm not really that good as a writer but ohh well practice makes perfect.) Tw. Swearing ( like extreme lol) Guns Blood Death Sex Slaves Smut? (Yes with consent) Torture Top 1 #karlnapity 10/7/21 Top 5 #dnf 10/9/21 Top 1 #karlnap 10/8/21 Top 1 #bbh 10/15/21 Top 4 #zak 10/23/21 Top 2 #skephalo 10/25/21 Top 1 #badboyhalo 10/29/21 Top 2 #skep 11/15/21 Top 5 #skeppy 11/18/21 Top 1 #skep 11/21/21 Top 1 #zak 11/29/21 Top 2 #14 11/29/21 Top 3 #skeppy 12/15/21 Top 3 #gayaf 12/16/21 Top 1 #14 3/1/22 Top 2 #dnf 4/30/22 Top 1 #dsmp 5/12/22 Top 1 #skephalo 9/23/22 Top 3 #mafiaau 10/10/22 Top 2 #mafiaau 10/11/22 Top 1 #skeppy 1/16/23 Top 3 #myct 9/25/24 Top 1 #myct 9/26/24

The King's Queen (Nightmare Sans x Reader) by ReapingZen

PLEASE READ BEFORE GETTING INTO THE STORY Description: Your name is (Y/n) and you are originally from an au called Dreamtale! Your life hadn't been the easiest however, but you were quick to always move forward despite this... Before Nightmare had become corrupted, you were his best friend and lover. You kept him from his breaking point, you maintained his sanity and most importantly... returned his love. One thing that is definitely important about yourself is that you are a selective mute... And your only desired partner for conversation is the King of Negativity himself... But what will happen once the true evil lurking within your lover drowns out whatever light he had left? What will happen when you discover that the Nightmare you knew was replaced by a monster that still somehow holds love for you? "And even with the evil finally in control of Nightmare, if both his sinister side and his old self agreed on something- then it would always be his priority... They both love her." This is practically my first story that I have ever decided to share online. It is quite a terrifying experience for me, so I hope that anyone who decides to read this will enjoy it. Anyway, I should probably inform my readers about a few things. First off, my primary language is not English, however, I will still be making an effort with my grammar! Second off, I will try and update this as frequently as possible... Even though I can get somewhat shy or concerned about how my work goes. Otherwise, all you will need to know is this: (Y/n): Your name (F/n): Friend name (E/c): Eye color (H/l): Hair Length (H/c): Hair color (S/c): Skin color (F/c): Favorite color Some things I will likely determine for the reader, but what is posted above will be the basics. Please also note that this story may contain some content that would be best for more mature audiences. Also, the cover image belongs to me, please do not use it without permission or steal it.

Taming The Tomboy (Rewriting) by StarDaisyxxx21

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Keeping Up With the Sammy cover

Springtrap X Reader cover

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This life as Error Sans. cover

My Little Detective - SKEPHALO Mafia Omegaverse Au cover

The King's Queen (Nightmare Sans x Reader) cover

Taming The Tomboy (Rewriting) cover

Craig of the Dead

Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. -Craig NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading. ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence