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The Lonely, Embarrassed Mustache: Chapter Quattro

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///////PREVIOUSLY///
The man, the mustache, the legend...He just got fired from one of the most tantalizing turbulence- taming jobs in the absolute whole universe: Party City. 

Harry had also committed first-degree murder to three individuals whom the authorities have respectively kept private, excluding the reveal of the victims' names. Braxton, Praxtley, and Karen. 
'''''''''''
Harry is now convicted and confined in walls of a padded room that remind him of such much like the Charmin toilet paper rolls he once had caressed his gentle private cheeks with. Harry never forgot though, how that paper towel roll looked when he lied the ugly children down to sleep at the expiration of their life.
This sequel will feature some exquisite and possibly unnatural behavior for a psychiatric patient.

If you are lactose-intolerant and have difficulty reading the names of Starbucks drinks, please breathe very carefully when reading this.
Thank you for your time! Please have a good day to make up for mine.
***NOTE I am not responsible for your medical mishaps. If you or a loved one has suffered by choking, then please call someone to help them not choke and die.
Thank you!

Custom Cover Photo made by my cousin, @sethcsjeigdgAll Rights Reserved

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