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Most rAnDoM J.K Rowling tweets

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a book filled with the most rAnDoM tweets by the most homophobic, racist snake itself, trying to make her not seem like a homophobic, racist snake. alright thats all.

T.W// THE CONTENTS OF THIS BOOK WILL HAVE YOU ROWLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK (dont worry im j.k guys)All Rights Reserved

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Can't Believe it's You [COMPLETED] by Drarry_Donut

SMUT GLORIOUS SMUT! OH DON'T DENY IT WHO DOESN'T LOVE READING ABOUT MEN EATING THEIR MEAT! SMUT GLORIOUS SMUT! WONDERFUL SMUT! WISH THERE WAS MOOOOREE SMUUUUT!

Written In the Stars ⭒ Sirius Black by flowermeadowes

~I solemnly swear I am up to no good~ An aspiring Quidditch player, friend, prank enthusiast and 1/5 of the Marauders. Opal Wings has almost everything she wants in life, but one masquerade ball can change things, her best friend could become something else, and her life can change in a heartbeat. Finding light in the middle of a war seems impossible, but with her friends by her side nothing is impossible. 1975-1981 ~mischief managed~ 🌚🐁🐾🦌🔥 {DISCLAIMER! I do not support JKR's transphobic views} first completed~20/03/21 Updates every Sunday

𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐅║𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 by banana-bia

━━━ 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐅 | ❝𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗍, 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝗌 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝗅?❞ ▬▬▬▬ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･･ﾟ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵: 𝗃𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗌. 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗎𝖽𝖾𝗋'𝗌 𝖾𝗋𝖺 𝗃𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 × 𝗈𝖼 ©𝖺𝖼𝖼𝗂𝗈𝗒𝗎𝖾 𝟤𝟢𝟤1

drunk text ✿ drarry ✿ ✓ by youremynewbestfriend

muggle au • social media ✿ completed ✿ tw: suicide, depression, abuse, homophobia

Survivors Guilt by rubybums14

"Okay, let's do it!" Fred says in a confident manner "No!" I protested vehemently. "Stop this ridiculous charade and be logical. We're not even twenty-one yet! You can't just throw your lives away in some foolish endeavor where you're putting your life in jeopardy! Like serious jeopardy.. this isn't a joke anymore guys! TW! This story will have violence, gore, mental health, drugs, swearing and smut! As we know I don't own any of these characters other than my OCs! Rights to JK Rowling.

The Red Head Who Stole My Heart ~•Ron Weasley x Reader•~ (Book 5; Year 5) by TheBurningPearl

(If you see that there aren't as many chapters as you'd hoped, don't worry, each chapter is roughly about 1000-3000 words each. Enjoy!) Our favorite four wizards are going to go through a lot this year... They're already 15 and putting their lives at stake to save one another. A cruel and unusually pink woman from the ministry takes over Dumbledore's position at headmaster and this year couldn't be more miserable thanks to her. Just a reminder, I do not own any of these characters except Y/n. The rest of these wonderful characters are owned and created by J.K Rowling! Cover Credits: (I'm the one who edited it together) Art: https://tae-rhr.tumblr.com/post/185431927072 *SEQUEL IS OUT*

y/n at hogwarts by vikebike

y/n, a fifth-year student at hogwarts, getting into all sorts of trouble. who knows what might happen to her during her stay? this was written with @langeok. everything is satire. all rights go to their rightful owners, please don't sue us 🙏 the cover is also a big joke. we just won't bother finding/creating a good picture

Eight Chickens And A Wizard - Dramione by mysterydragonss

Hermione Granger agrees to house-sit and feed the animals whilst Draco Malfoy is away. What will she learn about his feelings for her, and her feelings for him, after a week alone in his house? Pure fluff and chicken puns. You're welcome. I own none of the characters! Everything belongs to JK Rowling, and no profit is being made from this story. This is just for fun, leave me alone Joanne. Also trans rights are human rights and we do not welcome TERFs in this space <3

𝐼𝑛 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 𝑊𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑦 - 𝐺𝑒𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒 𝑊𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑦 by thattbitxh

𝐓𝐰 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐞, 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦!!! - Y/N has been best friends with Fred and George since her very first year at Hogwarts. Now she has to face the fact that she unfortunately fell for one of them two pranksters. -------------------- I WAS 13 WHEN I WROTE THIS PLEASE I HATE THIS STORY WITH PASSION!!!! A.N : I do NOT owe any of the characters; all credits go to our homophobic queen J.K R*wling ------------------ #3 in #weasleytwins - 09.02.21 #6 in #shifting - 17.02.21 #3 in #georgeweasley - 26. 02.21

Simple Potter- A HP fanfic by annwritess_n

Social media at Hogwarts, theres nothing better, execpt maybe night walks, and pranks. ///////// "RON STOP SHOVING YOUR MOUTH WITH CHICKEN" - "Your werid" - "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MEANTTTT!!!" /////////// --4th-5th year --Contains dirty jokes, swearing, and drinking. --This is a Harry Potter x FemOC Started [Nov.28th 2021] Completed [June 5th 2022] !!!Disclaimer!!! I do not own Harry Potter or any of the charcters those belong to J.K Rowling. Thank you for reading!

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Can't Believe it's You [COMPLETED] cover

Written In the Stars ⭒ Sirius Black cover

𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐅║𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 cover

drunk text ✿ drarry ✿ ✓ cover

Survivors Guilt cover

The Red Head Who Stole My Heart ~•Ron Weasley x Reader•~ (Book 5; Year 5) cover

y/n at hogwarts cover

Eight Chickens And A Wizard - Dramione cover

𝐼𝑛 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 𝑊𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑦 - 𝐺𝑒𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒 𝑊𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑦 cover

Simple Potter- A HP fanfic cover

Can't Believe it's You [COMPLETED]

SMUT GLORIOUS SMUT! OH DON'T DENY IT WHO DOESN'T LOVE READING ABOUT MEN EATING THEIR MEAT! SMUT GLORIOUS SMUT! WONDERFUL SMUT! WISH THERE WAS MOOOOREE SMUUUUT!