My little nightmares AU's

Someone help I keep compulsively thinking of AU's and I need to document them somewhere or I will go insane. I probably won't do anything with them. But even if I do have at any of these ideas if you like them. If I'm doing something with them or plan to I will naturally say it. I don't expect people to pay attention to this. This is just for my own sanity. I can't keep posting them to tumblr lol