"What the hell do you mean you're shagging the Weasley twins?!" "Liv, keep your bloody voice down! I don't want all of Hogwarts thinking I'm some common whore." "I thought you'd been messing around with Fred? You're having secret threesomes aren't you!" "I hooked up with Fred at the Ravenclaw party, and I swear I thought it was him at the Slytherin party!" "Gwennie, you didn't..." "The morning after the second... occurrence... George winked at me in the Great Hall and suggested we repeat the interaction." "Merlin's beard..." ......................................... Gwendolyn Green had had her whole life planned out since her second year at Hogwarts, and nothing was going to steal away her focus. Except for perhaps a Ravenclaw party. And a Slytherin party. Two drunken one night stands later and now she's tangled up in the Weasley twins.