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Uh hi. This is my first time writing uh- This is just weird things people I know have said. I won't put their names unless they don't mind. So uh- enjoy I guess. And uh- Also if I misspell a lot of things it's because I don't have the brainpower or the motivation to fix the spelling. Also- I need recomendations- For other things to write- So uh- ye-