Inspired by the original ALWA Synopsis. Reincarnation is a scam. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. At the very least, my reincarnation was a scam. Never trust godlike ROB who kill you and say it's a mistake. Bullshit. Has to be one of the most craziest things the current me would hear. Why so? I fell into the trap of a so-called Random Omnipotent Being. But as if that wasn't enough, stack a little bit of my misfortune on top of that and: [Ding!] [Knock! Knock!] [The All-World Alliance Guild hears you have a nice complex hax ability and world-building there that is not under its possession.] [So be kind and hand over yourself to us so you can do yourself a favor so as not to get devoured by other Calamity Archetypes.] Ah. Right. Did I forget to mention I'm also being chased by three Calamity Archetypes who are trying to devour me...? [A certain villian: Weakest Undefeated? Gah! He's practically impossible to defeat!] [A certain future member: (Kneels down while praying) In vampire mommy I trust.] [A certain simp: Thunder Queen, I beseech you, step on me.] . Meanwhile, on the private chat: [Divine Ancestress: Laurel, my dear~] [Thunder Queen: Darling~] So.. how did this all begin, you may ask. Well, it all started like this...... Support me on pat if you wish: p*treon/myIdentity Achivements: #2 Chatgroup 08/04/25 - #1 Honkai 11/04/25 - #1 Date a Live 11/04/25 - #2 Saijakumuhainobahamut 19/04/25
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