The Cliche Theory

Ever heard of the story where the football player gets the cheerleader? Or the one where the football player goes for the stereotypical nerd? Aren't those so cliche? But aren't the cliche love stories the best kinds of love stories?
I have this theory where if you want a cliche story, you have to become apart of the cliche. Become that cheerleader, become that nerd anything to get the guy.
But here's my problem, I can't become that cliche because too much is riding on that line. To make it worse I'm the kicker on his football team. So to him I'm just "one of the guys"