Val's Bullshit Book
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im literally just gonna post some art and some rants and some playlists and little things about some of my stories here lol look of you want
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This series is going to be so ooc it's going to be crazy, even more crazy part is that I play the game!! ∘₊✧──────✧₊∘ "I want to go home. " - Y/N L/N. Y/N gets teleported to Twisted Wonderland, at NRC, a school based off of the Disney villains, and is stuck there with a bunch of weird boys, will she survive? Read to find out!! And finds out she's been trapped in a video game this entire time!!! I suck at writing descriptions. ∘₊✧──────✧₊∘ Pls comment to give me feed back. I might post 0-2 a week, if I don't have motivation, but if I do have motivation maybe 3-5 posts a week. Vote if you enjoyed. And don't forget to follow to find out when I update the story. (Most likely over the weekend) I do not own Twisted Wonderland. I'm so tired. I'll try to keep the storyline flowing as soon as possible, but thanks for the support everyone!! Top Achievements: No. 1: Isuckatwriting - Forgot No. 5: Twst - Forgot No. 1: Twst x Reader - 12/12/24 No. 1: Isuckattags - Forgot No. 1: Kalimalsim - 8/8/25
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just random shit i've written that I need the world to see??XD TW
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Alternate Allure
(I'll use MC for the protagonist. I want the reader to be able to read freely, project or insert their own OCs in the story) Life's been a real rollercoaster for you lately. School's a total nightmare, and things at home with mom are a hot mess ever since dad passed away. Just when you're about to throw in the towel, you wake up in a hospital room, and to your shock, your dad's right there with you, but nothing makes sense with the memories you keep. Before you can even process this bizarre reunion, you and your dad are victims of an attempted kidnapping, you being rescued by 4 mutant turtle brothers, who offer to help you find your father. As you get to know them better, you find yourself drawn into their world while trying to understand what's going on with your memories. Little do you know, there's more to your connection with these heroes than meets the eye. Eventual MC x Donatello relationship. A remake of Donatello and April's original relationship dynamic, but slow burned and unrushed, so they can build a true friendship before discovering that either of them have feelings for the other. --------------- I always felt like Donnie crushin' on April in the show was a bit off, especially 'cause she never felt the same way and it felt kind of forced. Chatted with my sis 'bout this ongoing plot in the series, and it hit me - the show could've been way cooler if April and Donatello had a tighter connection, giving 'em both the character development they deserved. Figured I had nothin' to lose, so this's what came outta that chat. Hope you dig it! First time putting words on paper, fingers crossed it ain't too shabby. Plus, English isn't my first language, so sorry if the phrasing is a bit off. Just in case, I'll mention neither TMNT 2012 or the fanart used for the cover are mine. TMNT is property of Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird. Credits to Miyako47 for the cover picture.
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So I am about to write a story. This is my first story in this life. so please you all should cope with me till the end. Thank you😍😘
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Donatello x Reader Cross-Published on AO3 What happens when a good friend of yours invites you out for a night of "Cannonball" with a few of her own friends? Well, guess we'll just have to find out. *kinda college au? not tryna catch a case* **instead of 13, 14 and 15, Mikey is 18, Leo and Donnie both 19 and Raph is 20, same as Y/n** ***following the transcript for the show because i am not creative. obviously i do not own the show, characters, or y/n, i am just writing this because there are not a lot of stories out there*** mature rating for /some/ language sticking true to "reader insert" while adding my own pizazz to the episodes started:10/03/22 finished:12/03/22Complete
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CLOSED! ╰┈➤ 𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗧𝗠𝗡𝗧 / 𝗧𝗠𝗡𝗧 𝗫 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 ✧˚ · .
REQUESTS: [ FINISHED !! ] SLOW UPDATES! Hi!! This is my first story so don't expect high expectations on my writing :') What I will write: - Fluff - GN / Male readers - Headcannons - Angst ( sometimes ) What I won't write about: - Smut / Lime / Lemon - OC's - Canon character x Canon character Characters I can write about: - Leonardo - Raphael - Michealangelo - Donatello - ( I can write other characters if requested! ) Please enjoy! :D ( Also if my classmates see's this, Uh no you dont- )Complete
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