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The Ultimate Guide to Rejecting Pick-Up Lines

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Reads 241,423
Votes 11,106
Parts 44
Time 11m

purpleunicorn4eva

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Have you ever wanted to just shove a boy/girl's pick up line down their throat? Well don't, because that could be considered assault. Instead use these sassy comebacks to all kinds of pickup lines! Enjoy these carefully devised, (if you call spending five minutes seeing if you can make a comeback and if not moving on carefully) comebacks to all the classic pick up lines.

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