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Oh My God Is This Really Happening?

asotmwhostolemyname

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Reads 442
Votes 27
Parts 13
Time 3h 50m

asotmwhostolemyname

Mature

Hey kids, wanna smoke some crack? Down to read some torture, heartbreak (in stereo), and a very stange situation? ARE YOU DEAD INSIDE? DO YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT? 
In a world far, far, away, where Dr. Death Defying is ruling heaven with Bill Wurtz at his side and Jamia & Emo Castiel working for him, Emerson Barrett rolls swampy joints and invites you to sit down and stay a while. 
"There's a little story I like to tell about this little boy who came from hell." 

TRIGGER WARNINGS 
-alcohol/drug use  -swearing   -torture   -character death   -rape   -kidnap  -ghost rape   -aids    -shrek   -shooting up ballets    

Kidnapper Shrek!!!, Gerard x Billie,  Lewis x Clark, messed up Frerard, Baby Lorne, Exterminator Vampire Korse, DESTIEL!!!.... the list goes on. 
This should be illegal 
Are you ready? 
No? 
Good. It's all ogre now.All Rights Reserved

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I'm back once again with my 5TH BOOK .. honestly how do I even find time to write this many 😭 Anyway , welcome back y'all and I hope you're ready for this book . It's a bit different from my others but I still hope it'll do just as well . --- Welcome to Denver, now I bet you're thinking this is a normal town with normal people, right? Wrong, no one is normal here.. the town is full of mythical creatures. Oh, I'm sorry.. I forgot to introduce myself, nice to meet you! Names Finney, Finney Blake. I'm one of the mythical creatures living in this town, can you take a guess on which one I am? Well you'll find out in the story anyway. --- Characters in this story include the following : •Finney Blake (17) •Donna Clarke (17) •Robin Arellano (18) •Vance Hopper (18) •Bruce Yamada (18) •Billy Showalter (17) •Griffin Stagg (16) •Gwen Blake (15) --- Ships included will be : •Brance •Rinney Griffin and Billy will stay platonic , also Rinney will be enemies to lovers 😼 --- This book will contain : •Blood/Violence •Weapons •Gore •Spicy scenes (no smut so don't get your hopes up , ya nasties 😾 ) If you're uncomfortable with any of the things listed above , then this book isn't for you . --- Now , if you're seeing this then I'm assuming you've read everything listed above so .. without further a-do , let's get into the story . Enjoy !! - Kai <3

These Days are Dangerous [COMPLETED] by HeadfirstForFrerardd

This is based in 2019 when the apocalypse is in full swing. Oceans have dried and rain has stopped falling. In the midst of things, a twenty one year old boy, Gerard, is left struggling to keep his younger brother, Mikey, and himself alive. They've made enemies along the way as every human encounter turns sour. The biggest threat to the boys is the notorious company, Better Living Industries. They have taken over every city left in the ruins of planet earth and attempted to kill some of the last human beings on earth. Little does Gerard know that he will soon become part of a rebel gang that fights their way through the vampires, exterminators, and the undead. Gerard learns new emotions instead of fear, anger, and sadness. He learns happiness, peace, and.. Even love. Stay tuned for any traffic reports along the way. Doctor death defying will pay a few visits to our story to recap and add some commentary. Now, on with the show!

Frerard - New Beginnings by GFGF222

Frank is a newcomer in a quiet, sleepy town, trying to escape his past. It's dull and boring until the arrival of a newcomer that could be the making or breaking of him. Gerard has demons of his own and is shipped off to his Uncle's place in the ass end of nowhere to sort himself out. He can't imagine anything worse until he stumbles upon a punk kid who seems to have secrets of his own. Frank is determined to keep himself to himself, but Gerard is an annoying, nosy, pain in the ass, who, for some reason, Frank can't seem to get enough of. Will he eventually let Gerard into his life, and will it be all plain sailing for the two if he does? Mature content - target audience 18+ --------------- "I can't put anyone I care about at risk like that again Gee" Frank said as he stared intently at Gerard in the hope of conveying that he cared about him. "I want to get close, but I'm scared of endangering you." He rested his head on Gerard's shoulder, and the two just looked out to the ocean, allowing it to calm them with its gentle lapping. "I'm prepared to take that risk Frank" Gerard said quietly. "I'd risk it for you."

The Father, The Son, and The Nightmares In Between by gerardsjuarez

"God, Gerard," he moaned, "Are you that oblivious?" Frank watched him nod with a shrug. He rolled his eyes and continued nonetheless, "I really like you. I just wanna be fucking normal!" He huffed rubbing his eyes, "I wanna do stuff that I would do if we were normal. Like fucking romance shit. Like holding hands on the roof and looking at stars. Or sing to my Pandora station while we clean parts of the church before Sunday. Or make out in the back of my car and listen to my favorite songs. And god I would kill to dance in the rain with you and not have to worry about anything. No vampire shit. No age gap. No fucking rumors. You know that half of this goddamn town knows about my love life?" He removed his hands from his eyes to stare at Gerard who was staring back intensely, "It sucks. Everything sucks. My fucking life sucks." TRIGGER WARNINGS: mentions of gore, mentions of loss, mentions of suicide, suicidal thoughts, and suicidal actions, MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH

She's An Extraordinary Girl in his Rockstar World by CallMeWhatsername

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You're Not in this Alone *The final book in the We'll Carry on Series* by MyChemicalHeros

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Frerard - Guys Like Us by GFGF222

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Take Care by dontwanttocare

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𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 || The Black Phone

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