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ThunderClan were resting after a large hunt, until two A-10 Warthogs fly by not only destroying a good amount of their food and supplies but also killing a quarter of their forces and injuring the rest. This leads to the clan having enough with the humans and go on with a quest to destroy America! Can ThunderClan achieve this goal!?! 



This story is to be taken as satire and not literal!
This is also my first story so expect a decent amount of grammar errors.
Some information upon the original source material might be wrong.All Rights Reserved

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