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Time, the Universe and everything (except perhaps tea)

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Time 1h 5m

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It is largely believed that the Universe was created by a God who can't even prove His own existence. But what if the Universe had been created by a depressive robot ?

Ultimate Questions are answered, others are asked, tea may be found. 

Don't Panic !


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| MY WAY | Diane Sherman by kwotiairvine

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Ever wonder if anyone else was as confused about life as you? Welcome to my collection of existential crises wrapped in 21 chapters of insights! In this collection of insightful reflections, I'll answer everything from 'What is success?' to 'How do I truly belong somewhere?' Perfect for anyone who's ever felt lost in the maze of life or just wants to feel better about their own existential crises. (P.S. The cover art is created by yours truly!)

Disconnect by Hister_Visk

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My story by Codedstories

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Texting. by StarCrossed13

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When Darkeness Breathes...(Contest) by AelfwynnMacGregor

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