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Time, the Universe and everything (except perhaps tea)

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Reads 785
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Parts 45
Time 1h 5m

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It is largely believed that the Universe was created by a God who can't even prove His own existence. But what if the Universe had been created by a depressive robot ?

Ultimate Questions are answered, others are asked, tea may be found. 

Don't Panic !


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