this is the life

"Yes, Malfoy?"

"I love you. Like, so much. Like-I wish I could marry you again. I can't believe you married me."

"I love you too, you drunken fool, now go back to the boys, okay? I'll see you at home."

"Are you sure I can't just come to girls' night? I missssssss you. I'll braid hair and do whatever else is required."

or

Draco drunk calls Hermione during girls night to tell her how much he loves her. the conversation veers off course. one-shot.